EDIT!!!: NOTE TO NADIA. WHY DOES YOUR BLOG REDIRECT ME TO A PORN SITE.

WICKED. THE MUSICAL.

I LOVE IT. NO. I WORSHIP IT. REMEMBER HOW I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA? I WOOOOOOORRRSHIIIIIP AND LOVE LOVE FUCKING LOVE WICKED. OH-FUCKING-KAY.

(i know i said i wouldnt blog but i couldn't resist. i really hope my mom doesn't one day chance upon it...)

Let me tell you random lines from the show.

But first, a short synopsis: Shows us the back story of the wicked witch of the west in a new, psychopolitic way.

NOW THE RANDOM LINES!

1. Galinda and Elphaba: My roommate is ...
Galinda: impossibly peculiar and quite unusual and really hard to describe...
Elphaba: Blonde.

2. Galinda: He's become distant and ... and... HE'S THINKING!
*Fiyero walks in*
Fiyero: I've been thinking...
Elphaba: Yes, I heard. *punches arm in congratulatory fashion*

3. Elphaba: WELL NOT ALL OF US CAN TRAVEL BY BUBBLE. *come on you really just can't get past that one*

4. Elphaba: Don't wish, don't start. Wishing only wounds the heart *part of a song. which i love. I'mma go cry in the corner and try to find it on youtube*

I can't really remember the rest.

But seriously. If you ever wanted to perform in any way, go see this musical. You'll want it more than ever. It's inspiring. Mostly because of Idina Menzel.

IDINA MENZEL! I GOT HER AUTOGRAPH!!!!!! OH-FUCKING-YEAH!

Idina Menzel is an INCREDIBLE actress, possibly the best I've EVER seen, an AMAZING AMAZING I'LL-BRING-DOWN-THE-HOUSE type voice and she's totally gorgeous. Let's put it this way: She makes green body and face makeup look HOT.

Waahahahaha okay I'm sorry I sound incredibly gay lmfao.

BUT YES. I HAVE DONE MY RANT. If this doesn't become a movie with the original cast, I will become a psychopath and hunt down the producers.

OH OH OH WAIT I HAVE TO SAY A LITTLE MORE!

Adam Garcia, who I first saw in Coyote Ugly and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen played Fiyero. Adam Garcia, who even my mom thinks is HOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT, danced around and swung his hips just ten feet away from me. In tights. White, tight, tights. He is so sexy and charismatic in person, I thought I was going to pass out just because my hormones wanted me to. He's not as skinny as he used to be, now he's more muscular. I'd like to see his Emerald City! Yes I know how dirty that sounds. And I apologise for being a first-class pervert. But if you were there, you'd prolly run up the stage and ask for a lock of his hair.

Okay okay okay. I'll shut up now.

I'll just talk about something else for a while, since I'm here.

All the teenage girls in England are PISS-ASS GORGEOUS. I feel soooo aklsihjdlajdlaj just standing next to the girl in Burger King. And 99% of the teen dudes are smooookkkkkiiin. But seriously. You just can't compare to the girl with curly brunette highlights, standing next to you in her leggings and miniskirt while wearing the trademark English eye-popping eyeliner and mascara. And of course they have that natural apple-cheeked flush.

Did I mention they're all like, 100 pounds?

It's hopeless. It really is. You don't just feel like a porker. You feel like an UUUUUUGGGLLLLLYYYY porker.


Okay, I'll really go now...


MARIE, OUT! *i wish i had a last name like seacrest lmfao. Ee, out? It sounds ridiculous.*

*does TSL peace sign with the kiss lmfao*