Music- Living and breathing the pure genius of Mika. Hello man who has a range of five octaves, sex appeal oozing from his pores, curly hair, a wild and creative spirit. Did I mention that he makes incredible music. Thugh I will admit maybe his songs should be slightly less repetitive with longer verses. BUT WHY MESS WITH A GOOD THING, RIGHT.

Is sad *scratch that* DEVASTATED that Mika will not be performing in England when i go during June hols.

*weeps* i need to go before he gets too big. THEN I HAVE A CHANCE! *shifty* noo... he's gayy... i don't think he'd marry me.

LMAOOOO JK JK DON'T RUN AWAY.

OH. YANNO. MY DNT PROJECT FUCKING MOVES.

AND SOME RANDOM PEOPLE FROM 2B SAID IT WAS CUTE. HELL YES.

i need to introduce the world to the iCondom. AKA my Pod. It's grape flavored. Hella sexy. *people line up to hump it*

______ is getting on my nerves dammnit. I DON'T BULLY PEOPLE KBJKVSBVSL. PEOPLE BULLY ME!

_______ is also hsdiahkal. Stop toying with people's feelings dammnit. I'm a neutral party, but that's just dickish.


I WANNA TALK TO YOU. THE LAST TIME WE TALKED MR SMITH, YOU REDUCED ME TO TEARS.

why don't you like me without making me try?

The profound words of Grace Kelly, suckaaas.

Dammnit why must I keep changing the subject back to mika.

STOP IT MARIE. BAAADDDD MARIE. OBSESSION IS BAD. BADDDD YOU HEAR?

butbutbut! LOOK! HE'S SO HOT! *points*

N- Hey, wait a second. DUDE THAT MAN IS SEXXX!

Ha.

Yeah okay I need to stop staging conversations with myself in my head, BUT I SWEAR IT'S LIKE TWO PEOPLE LIVE IN THERE! I SWEAR! ATTRIBUTE IT TO ALL THOSE YEARS OF BARBIES AND STATIONERY SCHOOL!

well. maybe you didnt need to know that.

okay you can back away slowly now.


p.s. I'M NOW AN OFFICIAL VANDAL.