ummm so i'm like in foreign land right now and am not entirely sure as to why I am blogging. just feel this completely random urge to rant about random stuff like omg idk just crapshits.

HOW ABOUT STARTING WITH SLASH. THAT WORKS.

so anyway. i just read the update of stop calling her, my edmund/caspian graphic secks and was not satisfied but squeed anyway. I HOPE IT'S NOT COMING TO AN END, BECAUSE BITCH, THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH SEX K. there was prolly enough sex in it to last a century -hurhurliterally- but i mean i am an ADDICT. Like in a "Hi, I'm Marie and I am a Slashaholic kind of way." I just don't know what it is that slash does to me. I don't think it's just one thing. It's the combination of hotter-than-the-cosmos-can-stand peoples, the situations, the cuteness, the hotness, the satisfaction. But good slash always leaves you wanting more. and more. and more until you can't stand it and have read every result on fanfiction.net and then move onto pointless, plotless willmo/edmund/caspian threesomes!

and now i'm like officially addicted to freaking grey's anatomy. I still don't like it if that makes any sense. omg like seriously most annoying characters evs to grace the earth. but i can't stop watching anyway. it's the fucking curse of dvds. it's like a steady flow of crack and you are just addicted because you know you can have more right now and you get it because it's right there -thurr hurhur- and it feels really good. okay i think i'm actually talking about slash again there.

so i never thought i could get so entirely bored with my own ipod like really. i know i already have like the world's crappiest variety of songs but two weeks with your pod and it's like fuck me and limewire's relationship we need to get back in the saddle, you know?

well youhave officially seen my crazy today. i need the bathroom but my mom won't let me use it cuz she's been bathing for mcfucking ever. <-- OMG SEE I DID IT AGAIN WITH THE MC. freaking hell?!?!

omg i bought freaking dvds. and i randomly bought the orig mod squad series. epic sixties lulz. or was it seventies. and st trinian's. holy fucking HALE, batman, that show owns me with it's kickassery.

anyway my family has been driving me up the goddamn wall. too much family time is HARD. they are so irritatingly condescending and we all treat the others like we're idiots so yeah.

omgomgomg i have to use the bathroom kthx.

ahhh i fucking miss everybody although they won't respond to my texts because yeah that whole overseas expense thing. timezones too bah humbug.

oh and i've been wearing my red beret virtually every day. IT MAKES ME FEEL CUTE. IT JUST DOES. IT'S MY FEEL-CUTE HAT. i can't getaway with it in singapore. well i could try and have everyone go wtf at me but i feel downright cute in it. CUTENESS COMES FROM THE INSIDE, BBS~ ... AND HATS. not to mention my purple hoodie. it has that aura of fierceness about it, you know? life is just better when you have a cobra hoodie. and i'm not saying you should get it cuz then i'd hate you and only i may have the power.

omg i did so much ranting teehee ha ho hiddledee. and on my facebook profile too. epic to the lulz.

k end of post. i need to find a toilet.

PEACE! -like in that damian way when he and janis take cady's walker brothers pancake certificate, but just one so aaron got to say *pause* "ONE gift certificate etc."-