Fail fail fail! Fail america! My mom wants to cut you and I do too. Simon will not stand for this. Literally.

But I guess it is good because now Adam does not have to sing that shitty song and will not be forced into mainstream servitude. I'm still ttly bitter though. But at least Cassie promised me he'll be on Broadway and be our trannyfabulous fag. And it is true that Adam will still be a star nmw. Kris gets Keith Urban and Adam gets KISS and Queen. Ok. I am comforting myself. I think this is the most emotional Idol season ever tbh. Idk why. I'm not even like a -fan- but he just totally totally deserved to win. irdk why I care so much. Maybe it's because he's gay. And you know that other thing which people in school or Singapore aren't allowed to talk about on the internet.

I blame the teenage girls. It was bad enough seeing it yesterday in school.


On the upside, I wrote this qt little 150 word thing on cream puff love letters full of baked goods puns.


Last night I stayed up and listened to Lola on repeat. How amazing is that song. It is in my top five.