Salutaaaations peeps! Couldn't resist blogging again.

I'm sitting in the Lanesborough, which is the fuckin epitome of luxury okay. There's a remote just to make the Plasma TV come out of the chest. Yeah. Complimentary internet. Complimentary movies. FUCK YEAH.

They have POSEIDON, so i'm in a Jimmy Bennett reverie. Yes, soak in the little four foot hottie ten year-old. I cheered in front of my mom, "JIMMY BENNETT!!!!!" Mom: Who? Me: THE TEN YEAR OLD! HE'S COOOOOOOL! (of course i was actually going: *and he's fucking hot too!* in my head)

I also watched Rent, which has IDINAAAA! the movie kinda sucked IMO. But Idina rocks. Even though her role as a manipulative, obscene bi girl was a tad creepaaay and i dont think she got to sing enough.

Still, I bow down in worship. *hail*

Oh yeah, I saw Six Dance Lessons In Six Weeks live, which has Billy Zane!!!! He played Drake in Charmed (he was totally MOUTH-WATERINGLY HOT THERE) and he was also in Titanic. He played a gay dude in this play though, he's a great actor, though the play preeeetty much sucked ass except for Claire Bloom's line "If you say your age out loud, your face hears you!" and how they both gave the finger... That was cool lmfao. I reeeally wanted his autograph but this wasn't the sort of play where you could wait outside, ya know.

He is still disturbingly hot for a forty year old man. Even when he shaves his head. He is suave and reeeaally sexily confident.

Christ. First I like a ten year-old and now a forty year-old.

BUT THEY'RE BOTH CHICK MAGNETS! REALLY!

See, this is what happens when you don't have any friends.

And I also watched Malcolm in the Middle today. And yes. I THINK FRANKIE MUNIZ IS KINDA HOT. THERE. I SAID IT. HAPPY.

I AM VERY HORMONAL. EXCUSE MY FEMALENESS.

*Clears throat* Okay now. Different subject.

Has anyone else noticed how completely LOOPY Lindsay Lohan is? Have you SEEN the newest email she sent to her lawyers? SHE EXPECTS AL GORE TO HELP HER FIGHT THE TABLOIDS.

"Al Gore cleans up the environment, starting with Lindsay Lohan." There's a headline if I ever fucking saw one.


You know something surprising? I thought VAH would have a more successful album than A-Tizz, but no. Ashley's album is the shizz! And she really pushed her vocals for it, so YEAH! And really, who isn't addicted to "He Said She Said"?

Note to those who live in a cave: Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale, okay? Sheesh. Lmfao.


Ate Peking duck yesterday and today. Strangely enough, I miss learning chinese. @_@. I know.

Gawd. I have only three more days in England. Then Back. Then... SCHOOL. OH GOD.

But I miss home. I miss my bro. I miss my room. I MISS ASIAN FOOD WHICH ISN'T AS FATTENING AS DENSE WESTERN FOOD. I'm really bloated on this trip. I think I'm back to 55kg... Shit.


Today I saw my Auntie Winnie. She's been living in London since the 70s. IN THE SAME HOUSE. it's this TEENY lil flat. I feel kinda sorry for her. But she's pretttttyyy annoying. I won't go into detail.

You know something that freaks me out? When old people tell me I'm slim. SERIOUSLY, WAS I THAT FAT BEFORE THIS YEAR?!?! Because I sure as hell am not slim. I must've been even more disgustingly fat than I realised... Eh well, TBH, it doesn't matter anymore anyway, right? Though I would like to get awfully skinny, go back to primary school and say "IN YOUR FACES! NO LONGER THE FAT GIRL WITH GLASSES AM I?! HUH?!" OKAY. ENOUGH OF MY RETARDED RANT.


I feel like getting in touch with Mrs Bala and Ms Phan, randomly enough. I shall drop em an email sometime.


I really like this quote from Rent: I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get.

Fine, so it was said by a tranny.

Get over it.


DON'T WISH, DON'T START, WISHING ONLY WOUNDS THE HEARTTTTTT...

*WHINY EMO TYSON VOICE FLOODS THROUGH*

PLEASE JUST DON'T PLAY WITH ME! MY PAPER HEART WILL BLEED!

Allriiiighty then.

Seeya!


P.S. I'm trying to force my mom into taking me to Wicked again before we leave. I'm seriously considering illegally taping the show so I can watch it at home. I don't think I can live without it.


Kay really bye now.