Hello If you dislike Mika then get out now because this post will be dedicated to fangirl ranting.

So this is basically how it goes when I'm obsessed with something: I listen to their music/audioclips/ watch videos of them all the time, collect as many pictures as I can, write as much horny fanfiction as i feel like (which is ALOT), write random stories based on them *different from ffs*, put them as wallpaper and screensavers on my phone and computer, rant about them to everyone till they block me, find out where they live, eat up interviews with them, squeal out loud, hug my computer cuz their face is there, dream about them before i go to bed, have dreams about them *hohoho*, and think abut them during my spare time such as science and math... and assembly... and english.

and that;s basically how i act like right now. if you care to challenge me on how "i hate mika. he sings like a 9 year old girl. he's so pop. what the hell, this song is dumb" then please allow me to show you example a.

EXAMPLE A: MARIE'S BROTHER, ALEX. (shutup nudia.)

He mentioned all the above insults and then some.

Then, I forced him to listen to grace kelly, lollipop and love today. only for the second time ever.

and then, in the middle of lollipop, guess who went "um... FINE OKAY BURN IT FOR ME!"

yes. the 23 year old cynic hailing from NUS law and debate has succumbed to the incredible five-octaved *just can't get over that* musical genius of mika.

DID YOU KNOW THAT MIKA/MICA MEANS PLASTIC BAG IN MOROCCAN. =DDDD

And his last name is penniman, which i think is just Too Fucking Adorable. and the dude's quotes kick ass. "I felt like a care bear without any fur" , "frankly, my music sounds like an airport" , "it's just psychobabble hyper-pop" , " 'what turns you on, boys or girls?' 'shtum.' "

i love sexually ambiguous people. but he's obviously gay =(

I CAN STILL DREAM CANT III.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HOT THE WAY HE SAYS POPSTARS IS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0qFDIAzvN8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwhatbecameofthelikelybroads%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2Fsearch%2Flabel%2Fmika

HELL YES. THIS ADVERT IS MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS.

*has an urge to stay up all night writing fanfiction*


EXCERPTS FROM TODAY'S SEXUALLY-CHARGED CONVERSATION WITH MY BITCH:

Endlessly, she says: (7:08:56 PM)
wonder what he would sound like during an orgasm...

WARNING: Non-compliant popstar in the house! says: (7:09:07 PM)
OH HELL NO. NOW IMMA BE THINKING ABOUT THAT ALL NIGHT

Endlessly, she says: (7:09:11 PM)
prolly sound like angels.

WARNING: Non-compliant popstar in the house! says: (7:09:20 PM)
DANGITTTTT I'LL BE HEARING THAT FOREVER NOW

Endlessly, she says: (7:09:26 PM)
like of relax take it easy

Endlessly, she says: (7:09:30 PM)
the intro part

Endlessly, she says: (7:10:31 PM)
hello are you writhing on the floor from the pleasure?

WARNING: Non-compliant popstar in the house! says: (7:10:48 PM)
UHM.

WARNING: Non-compliant popstar in the house! says: (7:10:54 PM)
MAAAYBEEE.


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OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:25:41 PM)
MIKA WILL BE IN US TOURING THE DAY I LEAVE SG

OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:25:44 PM)
OH CRUEL FATE.

OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:25:50 PM)
WHY MUST YOU KEEP US APART LIKE THIS.

OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:32:54 PM)
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING SADD

OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:32:59 PM)
I THINK HE COMES BACK THE DAY I LEAVE

WHY DOES IT HAPPEN TO THE GOOD PEOPLE.


yanno. mika lives in south kensington in a townhouse with PINK RAILINGS. shouldnt be too hard to find.