DISNEY MANIA 5 REVIEW.


SONG OF THE FUCKING MOMENT: Lucas Grabeel's rendition of Go The Distance. Apart from this being from one of my favourite movies of all goddamn time, and the crapass, overproduced, typical Disney Mania arrangement, THIS IS AMAZING!!!! His voice makes me M-E-L-T. WHY IS THIS GUY NOT MORE FAMOUS!!!!! He'd be huge in the 1940s or something. But sadly he had to be born in this idiotic generation where we worship fucking GC and P!ATD. GEE, DOESN'T SINGING MATTER ANYMORE?! God. LG [hahahaha lg. sorry.] is a greatt greatt singer. I always knew this but I just love this. I'm not surprised, but I still say wow. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. and his voice is so emotional. you could have all the damn technique in the world, and still not have the emotional depth and warmth. I'm rambling.

Yeah <3.

Don't think I've forgotten about Mika though. UNICORNS.

I think I prefer male singers on the whole. They stand out more for me I suppose, because female ones come a dime a dozen.


Anyway, pretty much the rest of the DM is CUHRAP. yeah. But i'm a loyal little disney whore. I'll keep buying it.

The biggest disappointment is Miley. This made me REALLY SAD. I was like expecting a gorgeous ballad with range and you just know her smooth voice can pull it off. BUT NOOOO. I get a wannabe rockstar style which doesn't suit her at ALL! THE MELODY BASICALLY DISAPPEARED!!!! Choppy and disgusting. I mean DISGUSTING. SOULLESS!!!!!!!! Sounds like that out of tune 10 year old kid on Youtube who always does Miley Cyrus impressions!!!!!

And yeah VAH still sucks. I hate her whiny voice. -I'M SO CUTE OH WELL LOOK AT MEEEEE I THINK I CAN SING- cmon. who ya foolin honey. Die VAH. and, take Zac Efron with you.

hayden panetierre- WHY DO IT. SERIOUSLY WHY. YOU CANNOT SING. It's yodelly and just damn annoying! and very shrill at parts.

I like ashley's version, though we all know she can't sing, it's good that she sticks to songs she can do. I just love ashley. but i got over this song like 5 months ago.

Why the HELL did they put the gogos on this cd. THEY'RE FUCKING ANCIENT!!!! and cant sing either. damnit we're better off hearing Dylan and Cole dueting.

I hate Keke Palmer. She's annoying and I think she's slutty. You can't outsing raven. YA CAN'T!!!

JB's I wanna be like you- we know they can sing. we just can't see it here. I just hear tuneless twelve year olds. I need to not listen to this song ever again.

And i have no words for corbin. Just please go to HSM hell. you sound like an old pervert in this song trying to get it on. DON'T KILL TARZANN!!!!

cheetah girls as usual are MEH. whores.

And disney Mania needs to stop thinking they can put rap wannabes on the cd. IT NEEDS TO END. LIKE REALLY. STOP IT.


Just stop rehashing old beauties with overproduced, over computerised, soulless, lose-the-melody arrangements and LET THE STARS DO THEIR THING. DISNEY MANIA NEEDS TO MAKE A COMEBACK!

I still love a dream is a wish your heart makes from last year though. that was great. and the teddy geiger one from last year too. TEDDY GEIGER WOO!


okay it's nearly one am and school happily awaits me tomorrow morning.

ARRIVEDERCI!

or however you spell it.


my spelling's messed up since I came back.