Fuck lameass friendster, I'm at facebook!


Fuck all the yous. You don't deserve talent, popularity or recognition. Or even your squashed forty year old face.

It's not my fault all you do is provide people far stupider than you with the belief that you AREN'T a totally inane, self-centred, ignorant, low-life fool.

It's not even obvious that i feel my blood pressure spike in annoyance every time I hear your name. You don't even know it all.

Secrets are fun!






but nobody notices, and nobody cares, and frankly I don't blame them. humans, who needs you. you wouldn't even notice if there was a corpse in this bed, and nothing matters if you're already dead.