HSM3. THERE ARE NO WORDS EXCEPT FOR EPIC.

IT NEEDS TO BE WATCHED AGAIN AND AGAIN. Thrusting!

Came home at like 12 plus. Felt like sew muppet gangsta.

omg so the first time round -hahaharoundyroundomgok- joyce, jody, justine (the j trifecta), nadia, ash and me. Got yelled at by some bitter middle-aged British bitch. Whatever. Our commentary fucking makes the show kthx and your kids were fucking orgasming in the front okay? Nadia provided interesting audio, although lack of commentary. But "SHE NEEDS TO STOP" was good. I think she, like benedict, was mesmerized by the Zefron.

"TROOOOOOOOOOOY~"

--> Mandatory to screech whenever.

Lamda fail. Go home. And stay away from my Matt Prokop bb. 2 COOL 4 U.

So second time. Everyone was freaking late and I fucking screamed at the ticket lady but all was well in the end and we came just in time for the bb hamster thing screeching to bet on it. Anyhoo. It seemed to pass so fast! I think me and Cassie and Greg's commentary was like beyond epic. And the prize for most sexual innuendoes ever the be uttered in a cinema at any given time goes to... US! But Bendy was different. Omg benedict hay we saw you being mesmerised by unclothed zefron. We saw you stroke that pumpkin bb. Lol the kid behind was so excited especially whenever Zef came on he was all screaming and dancing and his parents were all STFD but he didn't. Waved flag like bitch at the end. Showed peoples my hm socks. Note: Do not ever leave popcorn with Greg/Bendy because those bitches WILL eat it all and later leave the pumpkin behind like a used... never mind.

"TRANNY THROWDOWN!" Lol I'm so amazed people did not like cut him.

GREG IS NOT ALLOWED TO JUDGE CAMASHIE WHEN WE DO OUR THING THANK U. Or when I ~experience mochi. But really we should like busk and like freaking get crack money.

So we went to nydc and I was persuaded into trying a boney cake and there is this speshul way of eating it that is supposed to induce orgasm. But I had a ~disappointing rxn. It's really fucking good though, sweet as hale. :D Only afterwards did I finally felt the effect of the boney.

... Boney CAKE~ Gotchu thurr. Ergo laughing at anything basically ensued.

"ONCAR ONCAR!!111!!"

"ONCALL ONCALL!!!!"

"Debra's missing. GEDDIT LIKE DEBRA MESSING?!"

Punnage.

We sneakernighted on the street which was rly fun but we need to do it properly next time and have the song play out loud. LEARN THE DANCE, BBS.


Borders after hours:

"I have a habit-" *sniff*

"SO DO I BB"

atm bbg is trying to think of quotes. will post them when he is done. omg he is dirtier than me srsly. protect the kids! Omg no one make any pointed paedophilia remarks. Btw everyone colour failed except for cashie and i h8 you.

Next year, we should be all "SIXTEEN SIXTEEN SIXTEEN..." geddit cuz we turn 16.


ILU GUYS.


p.s. i'm sry i was supposed to blog about tbp but i'll do that when my brain is functioning again. no wisecracks pls.


edit here is massive quote-ness. copied from bbg starting nao [jsyk the me there is bbg.]:

An assortment of quotes while watching High School Musical 3:

Gabriella: TROYYYYYYYYYYYYY~!

Me: [laughs uncontrollably]

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Ms Darbus: Okay everyone, take five!

Me: ...I bet Sharpay can take five. <-- I died there omg I couldn't stop luffing.

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Taylor appears onscreen.

Me: ...I totally have that exact same necktie. Holy crap.

Later, an extra wears a velvet tie.

Me: Gross. I'd totally rather wear Taylor's tie.

Marie: You'd totally rather wear Taylor.

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Ms Darbus: You need to discover yourselves.

Me: ...Isn't that something you do when you're like, 11?

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Gabriella shows her Stanford acceptance letter to Taylor, who expresses shock.

Me: "Oh my God, are these your naked photos?! Damn that's hairy!"

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Marie: [about Gabriella] Why are there daisies in her hair?

Me: Because she's a virgin.

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Ms Darbus: [appearing in the dark theatre after Troy's solo angst scene] You seem very comfortable up there.

Random voice: I bet she sleeps there!

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After Troy dances stripper-ly on a transparent stage.

Me: "Oh no, now I have dollar bills in my panties!"

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Martha Cox: I thought you might need more dancers!

Marie: Bitch, please. She is 3 dancers all by herself.

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Chad: You know guys don't take girls beyond high school.

Marie: Yeah, just take her virginity and go!

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Cass: She's totally raping the dog!!

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Marie: [fishing around in the pumpkin popcorn box] There's nothing in there!!

Me: That's what Gabriella said when she had her hand in Troy's pants.

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Me: Troy is totally a lesbian. Just look at that butch haircut.

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Troy: Think about all these possibilities spread out in front of us!

Me: It's not the only thing spread out in front of you. Right Chad?

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Gabriella yelps orgasmically.

Me: All over the world, millions of paedophiles are experiencing simultaneous orgasm.

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Troy takes off his shirt.

Me: All over the world, millions of preteen girls are discovering themselves.

We all laugh, except Benedict. We turn to check on him.

Me: Benedict? Benedict? [Benedict does not reply] ...He's totally mesmerised.

Marie: He's stroking his pumpkin.

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Ryan wears pink pants.

Cass: I want those pants.

Marie: I want to be those pants.

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Tiara: It's called acting. You should try it sometime.

Marie: Ooh, burn.

Me: Ooh, bad accent burn.

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Troy: Was that what you were going to tell me?

Gabriella: One of the things, yeah.

Benedict: The other was "I'm pregnant!"

Me: "With Chad's baby!"

Marie: No, Taylor's!

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Troy: Gabriella Montez. Stanford University, First Year Law!

Marie: What? LAW?!

Me: Exhibit A: COOCHIE!!!

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Sharpay and Tiara have a face-off onstage.

Random voice: [about Tiara] Fail!!!

Me: [shouting] TRANNY THROWDOWN!!!