To any extraterrestrials who may be reading this/plotting to conquer Earth and all its inhabitants:

Say what you want about us [Goods Omens-esque 'We come up with things Hell never even thought of'], but look at what beauty we make.




A further note to you otherworldly beings [not inclusive of Taylor Swift]:

Sneaking up on kittens like a ninja is immensely fulfilling.



I am who I want to be.