Okay i'm fucking bored so I'mma have my own Mariean Music Awards. Some regular categories, with some uh... MARISMS THROWN IN *check last category to be amused*. this is purely to entertain me, so shuddup. this is based on recent albums btw.

Favourite Pop/Rock Artist: You KNOW who this is going to. MIKAMIKAMIKA.

Favourite Soul/R&B Artist/Hip Hop: Drew Sidora has tons of potential. I like Mutya Buena's voice, but she was better in Sugababes, though Real Girl is growing on me. Amy Winehouse has a nice voice but she's just scary.

Favourite Country Artist: Miley Cyrus. SHE'S SO CYOOT. I love her voice.

Favourite Alternative Artist: I don't like anyone in particular. BUT I LOVE BANDS. SO MCR MCR MCR. but I do love AAR too so HONOURABLE MENTION!

And now, onto the Video awards.

Best R&B Video: Promiscuous. I couldn't take my eyes off it when it first came out. I know it's old now, but still.

Best Group Video: Move Along. IT WAS PROFOUND, BITCHES.

Best Pop Video: Love Today and Grace Kelly. Sophie Muller is GENIUS.

Best Art Direction: I Don't Love You, fo shoooooo! It's the most beautiful thing. I love black and white. I shall go idolise the director now, whoever you are. *bows* all mcr videos are genius.

Best Dance Video: Teenagers. damn youtube actually won't load it for me, but it was choreographed by tracy phillips (the helena dancer) and so I THEREFORE GIVE MY VOTE PURELY OUT OF FAITH. I Don't Feel Like Dancing gets an honourable mention.

Worst Video: Prolly that AFI Winter-something video. I won't say FOB or P!ATD because their videos DO amuse me.

Finally... THE SONG AWARDS! hahaha.

Best Pop Song: Love Today for sure. It's like a happy drug, mainly... crack.

Best Alternative Song: urm. IDLY by MCR again. yeah. sorry they're just good.

Best R&B/Hip-hop Song: London Bridge. the sole purpose of this genre is to shake your ass, after all.

-OKAY NOW HERE'S WHERE WE HEAD INTO THE MARISM WEIRDNESS.-

Most Orgasmic Song: Ring Ring, Lollipop and Relax, Take It Easy by Mika. Boy knows how to make orgasmic noises. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... KAY.

Most Camwhorish Video: Arse Face by FOB. XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD dude anything with Pete Wentz in it.

Most Meaningless Song: Circle Circle Dot Dot (i got mah cootie shot. HAAHAHAAHA.) Stars Are Blind comes in a very close second. Oh i almost forgot about Umbrella by Rihanna. The tune is nice. but the lyrics are ridiculous.

Song With Most Annoying Accent: Why'd You Wanna Go And Put Stars In Their Eyes. IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING!! HAHA.

Dirtiest Video: Filthy/Gorgeous. It's sxc porn, already.

Most Educational Song: Fergalicious. I mean, you could totally enter a spelling bee after.

Video With Co-star That Makes Singer Look Ugly: Big Girls Don't Cry. IT'S GOT MILO, YO!

Most Self-Esteem Boosting Video/Song: Big Girl You Are Beautiful. GO MIKA GO MIKA...

Most Disturbing Video: Say OK by Vanessa Hudgens. ZANESSA, ANYONE. *SHUDDERS*

Video Where Man Looks Most Like A Woman: The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars. I mean, dude, JARED LETO. He almost makes out with himself in that vid. I'd say Ryan Ross, but he IS a woman.

Video That Makes You Go Aw: I hate Dashboard Confessional, but the "Stolen" video is cute. the song sucks, though.

Most Breathy Aritist: That dude from Dashboard Confessional. *tiny font* "youu.. have.. stuhlen.. mah.. hart..."

Artist I see too often for my liking: Michael Buble. DANGIT.

Biggest Sellout: Avril Lavigne without a doubt. She's worse than Lindsay Lohan and... Lindsay Lohan put together. Vulgar Barbie MTV WHORE. Well I do hate Ashlee Simpson alot. Plastic surgery whore.

Worst Performer: Maroon 5. Could Adam Levine BE any colder to the audience. Can't believe Sophie Muller worked with them. HMPH! They are undeserving of her genius. I idolise Sophie Muller. Can you tell. LMAO. I mean, she directed almost every great music video you see.

Best Screamer: Kelly Clarkson. Is she planning to sing again anytime soon?

Biggest Joke: Was I being Punk'd when Robin Thicke became successful?


Okay I think I'm done now. Yeah. I was bored.