Do you ever get the feeling, that when you're spilling your guts out to someone that they're not really listening at all, but are just randomly rambling in a pretentious way that actually makes no sense when you string all the words together, and they're just doing it because they want to feel smart when in reality they know no shit?

I get that feeling ALL the time.

Also, when people just randomly put themselves down, don't you get the feeling that they're just fishing for compliments, and want to extract a little guilt from you to make themselves feel better?

I get that feeling ALL the time.

Zomg, i hate the human race.


I've been doing lots of chinese astrology compatibility, and I've discovered something that would fuel a great many slash fantasies, but not mine, because I think it's wrong. like, really wrong. HORRIBLY WRONG. It's not right.

Gabe and Mika. Supposedly a perfect match. I'll just go ahead and die now. CASHIE, THIS BE YOUR FAULT. YOU HARLOT.

The physical magnetism between this man and woman is exception-ally strong, with romance and tenderness as its dominant notes. The partners' sex life will be totally uninhibited, and each instance of their intimacy will bear the mark of a harmoniously blended delight.

Gabe: The Sheep has a luxurious side that delights in indulging a lover's every wish.
Mika: The Pig loves creature comforts: fine food, lovemaking, sleeping in a deliciously soft bed.

I'm going to go put my cobra cd FAR, FAR away from my mika one now.

Me and Mika: Roosters need softening. What is softer than a cushy squishy Pig person? Rooster protects Pig against bad habit of saying Oui oui oui all the way home. Brilliant sex. Good food. Quality lifestyle. Kids? Have as many as you can send to college. <-- I lmaoed SO HARD at this. does half of it even make sense?! OUI OUI? FRENCH PIG?

Snake men have exceptional sexual stamina: Note to self, Liam and Gerard.

My death meter: JUL 23 2069, 22520 days.


I've decided that Cassie shall godparent my kids. If you want to share, you'd better ask now and hope to God that you still know me in -undisclosed- years.


LALALALALALALALA. I finished writing my eight year old story. This kid is mega rad. SHE'S A SUPER RADICAL PIRATE CAPTAIN! I love it.