This is what creams are made of.

I'm sorry. That sentence was graphic.



Zomg I'm goiong to hxc rape him. We can marry first, though. THAT'S TOTALLY FINE. Like him. UH...

God he's phenomenal onstage. -cough-andeverywhereelse-cough- Dude beth ditto gtfo! Waving that piece of paper around wearing those ridiculous sunglasses while singing out of tune harmonies.

He's like screaming orgasmically and it's higher than the guitar riff. -DIES A PANTING DEATH-

Okay. I need to get this out very badly. Mika has the PERFECT male physique. REALLY. I'M TALKING PERFECT. Best tush: Check. Rippling abs: Check. Fulfills my skinny-boy fetish: UH HUH CHECK BABY. And can we even get started on the hair? And the face? Like hello. MALE MODEL RIGHT THURR. And nice height. I'm not going to say package, cuz that's just wrong.

... Even though yes, it's fulfilled.

HELLO GOOSEBUMPS!


I'm the emcee for my Stanford ceremony. Fuck, it's almost over. ='(


I still hate the secret society btw. Fuckers.