Okay. So I've come to a very pivotal decision in life.

I'm sorry Rupert, and the future of our beautiful redheaded children. But I need to do what's best for me. I belong with Josh Jackson, and that is all.

Because watching interviews with you and having Dawson's Creek constantly pumped into my bloodstream, what else is there? You are the single most wonderful man in the entire world, and I refuse to settle for anything less.

We are meant to be.

I love you and your Canadian-ness, your undeniable charm, and your very obvious physical attributes. The fact that you are probably one of the last real gentlemen on this here Earth contributes as well.


I love you.

We marry in the morning.