BEFORE MY POST, I NEED YOU TO WATCH THESE TWO VIDEOS. YOU WILL LAUGH. I GUARANTEE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQGqklVJyuQ <-- EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A HP FAN (i'm sure not) WATCH THIS HAHAHAHA)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOL74ubUYSA <-- this is hella funny. SB WILL RULE THE WORLD. *after me and mika of course*

So. Today me, Cat, Wing and Xin went to Jurong Swimming Complex. Spent the whole day with water, laughs, and a strong need to pee. HAHAHA. and overeating. AND ME BEING VIOLATED!!!!

Okay first, xinyi called me at like 10.55 or so, and i said i was gunna wake up. But then uh I overslept till about 12.21pm and made everyone wait =D HAHAHA. Okay then we had lunch at Kobanyashi? IDK the name. Some Japanese place. XINYI HAD CHAWANMUSHI! AHHAA.

Then we went to the complex and then blahblah... First we spent time stoning in the laps pool floating, handstanding, doggie paddling and just swimming HAHA.

Then we went on the slides. First we went on the red one *even though it's pink. lawl.* and of course that was fun, then next i tried the blue one for the first time. i fully admit to being thisclose to chickening out HAHA. But i trust my buddies. AND IT WAS HELLA FUN! swoooosh! I ALWAYS FLOAT WHEN I COME OUT OF THE SLIDE. I HONESTLY DON'T GET HOW PEOPLE OVERTURN. everyone except cat managed to float at least once HAHA.

then we went in the lazy river GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES HAHAHAHAHA, mowing people over and being violated by the people who got impatient thus resulting in them swimming under the tubes HAHA.

Then we got into the wave pool. I WAS VIOLATED IN THE WAVE POOL OKAYYYY! I was like happily half-sitting in the water and then suddenly SOME GUY CAME AND GRABBED MY LEGS I MEAN WTF!!!!!!!! I SCUH-REAMED like crazy *swore* and kicked alot HAHAHA. His friends laughed like crazy. Apparently I injured the dude because he like walked away covering his eye going "bitch..." While I was still "what the FUCK!!!!"-ing. I REALLY HOPE HE THOUGHT I WAS SOMEONE ELSE. all that time i was like praying that it was secretly wingyi... HAHA *is traumatised* oh whatever. Not that much of a biggie. I JUST WILL BLANK IT OUT.

Anyway. Then later we went BACK to the lazy river and there were SO MANY PEOPLE! There was like this whole parade of guys, like a fucking Christmas Day parade in the water.

And then... more slides and more stoning in the laps pool and me and xinyi needing to relieve ourselves very badly HAHAHA.

HOLY SHIT IM SITTING DOWN AND I FEEL LIKE I'M STILL IN THE WATER AHAHAHA I CAN LIKE FEEL THE CURRENT.

kay then uh we pigged out at KFC/Pizza Hut. We bought the LARGE CHEESY DELUXE WITH CHEESY LAVA STUFFED CRUST HAHAHA HAHAA and baked rice and drumsticks and popcorn chicken and bbq meltz. MUCH FOOD.

yeah then cabbed home and stuff. And here I sit.

My hands still smell like chlorine.

Gaaa cant believe I'm going away in TWO DAYS AND HAVE NOT PACKED.

I spent basically four hours yesterday video conferencing with cess. And like 10 minutes with cand HAHA. It was fun!

Okay I think I'm done with this post. Bleh PEOPLE NEED TO BLOG MORE OFTEN!

p.s. I'm really hooked on Lily Allen lately. She's so talented, but you know, it's ironic, I bet she wouldn't be able to win a contest. Really says something, doesn't it?