where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

marie feels like crap today. it's typical.

i was like, so high today though. ask anyone.

but thanks to mommy dearest...

my mom was suddenly like "i like him, no i hate him" (summed up, i know it doesnt make sense right now) and i was like (JOKINGLY I MIGHT ADD) "you're like, so bipolarrr!"

and she goes "what the fuck?! youre so fucking RUDE!" *SLAP*

fucker my god.

and she calls me curse names like every week.

sometimes i think she really IS bipolar.


WOW OKAY FUCKING WOOT GO CLAIREEE yes she punched that bitch hardout. woo.

watching heroes. tv takes us to other worlds.

heroes is fucking awesome kay.

=DDDDDD MILOOOOOOOOO DINOSAUUUR.

milo's so yummy. ;)

Monday, March 26, 2007

OMFG LOOK AT WHAT IS ON URBANDICTIONARY. THIS IS WHY I LOVE URBANDICTIONARY. MOTHERFUCKKK HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

sweet niblets HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


1. Tara's Tits
14 up, 18 down
In sales-related industries, Nothing, zero, nil.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.

It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.

Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"

Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".


2. Tara-dactyl
5 thumbs down
one girl and 5 guys, one in every hole, and hand.

john, jack, bill, nick and i totally tara-dactyled that slut in apt.4a


1. Tarable
5 up, 4 down
(adj.) From the Celtic Female "Tara", meaning "rough, craggy hills".
1. Used in situations where the subject is behaving in a flighty, naive, self-absorbed manner. Oblivious to reality and everyone around them. Similar to a "blonde moment".... but worse.
2.Relating to or explaining Tara or Tara-isms

"Don't plug the blender in before you put the lid on, eh"
"Yeah Yeah"
Blender is plugged in, food goes flying.
"That was Tarable"


that was tres awesome.

Labels:

WHERED YOU GO AND WOULD YOU EVEN TURN TO SAY "I DON'T LOVE YOU, LIKE I DID YESTERDAYYYY!"

hello.

guess who is the proud new owner of a TBP album.

I know, i buy albums like months after everyone buys it.

IT TAKES ME A WHILE TO WARM UP TO SONGS OKAYYY!

anyway.

I'm feeling supppaaaaa guilty.

and now cat does too. she has caught the guilt bug.

GUILTY! *AVOIDS ALL TAGBOARDS EXCEPT MY OWN*

*cough* tag me.

I HAVE PICTURES TO POST! but later. me lazsche.

theyre of my amazing creativity with foolscap and an mcr-ish mood.

woot.

dammit nadia and your tagboard.

the guys are *not in order* william moseley, tom welling and uh yes. And thats a weiii-uhddd pic of my milo.

i must go do my anorexia homework now.


HAHAHAHA.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

okay i know three posts in one day is bad. but i just am too cool *cough*have no life.

i feel guilty for all the flaming i have done in the past few days, especially the poor ahlian.

IM A BAD FLAMER. I HAVE A CONSCIENCE.

i even feel like apologising to chloe and kallang lady. -.- someone slap me. i know this prolly sounds unlike me but i always regret saying mean things to people. not that i was actually mean to kallang... but ya..

i feel mean.

i still think my spammer is funny though. =D

the things that i do on weekends. someone needs to go get me a life please.

i don't feel like going out.

i feel so EMUUU. (emus are cooler than thou)

math homework awaits.

SA1 awaits in 5 weeks along with my inevitable death.


HERE'S AAR'S NEW SONG!

http://www.cinemusic.net/audio/meettherobinsons/cinemusic_mtr_01.mp3

fuckin cool.

i made my friendster parent proof. aka no curse words. thats good.


I'm watching a documtary on the grand canyon. lifeeee...


fuck computers are dangerous. it just gave me a huge wound. it bleeds...

Okay i know i just blogged like two hours ago...

but...

WINGYIIIII HOW THE HECK CAN YOU CALL ALI PROJECT EMO!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?

*some japanese gothic band or whatever*

NOT EMO....

NOT EMO!

okay okay I'LL TRY AND BE BETTER! but this time i have motivation!

FIRST SPAM POST PEOPLE!!!!!! HOW COOL IS THIS!!!!!!!!

okay so i really have nothing to blog abouttttt... again...

*muses about spammer*

okay... im watching e! news... andd uhhh

waiting for monkey to come back from lunch... WHERE THE HELL IS CASHIEEE?!?!?!?!? *MISSES CASHIE* *writes dirty crack... not* me and monkey are planning to force cassie to go to muse and milo and jake will strip and gyrate onstage. =D=D=D

my mother likes miley cyrus. and doesnt know who billy ray cyrus is. ._.

i feel damn lazy today. I'm youtubing matthew murder <3 aka swiftkaratechop. HESA FUCKIN HOTTIE. But nomore HAIRFLIPSZZZZ. *bawl*

you know, i used to think balls (the male kind HAHAHA) was spelled bawls.

i just found out that Caridee won ANTM. NOT MELROSE as i had been led to believe. shocker.

ciara's new video is fly fo shizzle! though i dont like the song that much but the cinematography is excellent! =D


i feel old.

anyway IM GOING TO GO VISIT THE KENNERTY ON MYSPACE!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

YOYOYOOOO.

im sorry that my blog has died. veryyyy sorry,....


anyway.

could i just say that MILO VENTIMIGLIA is MOTHER.FUCKING.SEXYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

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okay... i have lots to blog about but none immediately come to mind.

i promise i'll make it interesting. you'll love me.