Irdk. Goodbye, shithole, may all the drama you brought leave me like I am leaving you. Goodbye to the cryptic messages which are the catty girl's bread and butter. I'm pretty sure boys don't get into these fixes, do they? WHAT IS IT ABOUT HAVING EXTERNAL SEXUAL ORGANS WHICH MAKES LIFE THAT MUCH EASIER?

I'll be doing things differently. I am thinking more before I do them, for a start. I am terribly narcissistic, more than anyone knows really. So I think sorting things out with myself is the best way I solve any problems.

I am a good person.