EDIT!!!: WTF DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY KILL THE SCHOOL CAT?! WTF

I'mma frickin genius. I can write about soap. Yeah, soap.

I'M THROUGH WITH PLAYING BY THE RULES OF SOMEONE ELSE'S GAMEEEEEE...

okay sorry.

Can i just say I love C and C. Psh they fucking rule. And they're WAY cooler than you. They're real friends!

And to my little coshrimmer, seriously, if my blog was any pervier, My Friends Would Disown Me. Mpphh. Convents suck brick. HAHAHA Kevin...

Kevin McCallister is my hero ahaha. Home Alone fucking pwns you kay...

I need to slap my body clock back into whack. I cannot keep waking up at 4pm. It's ridiculous, even for me.

I'm thinking about signing up for a theater workshop. Will anyone take it with me?

My mom is also suggesting I take up more dance classes. Maybe I should go back to ballet... IDK...

I really want to take singing lessons... But i'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that.

I really need people to tag me. I think it's because NO ONE CAN SEE MY FRICKIN CHATBOX. *scroll to the right, then downnn* ah well, nobody likes me anyway.

Let me list the ways I suck:

- I moodswing like a pregnant mother
- Apparently, I "put people down" alot
- I'm too sarcastic, but I actually like that
- I think I enjoy attention too much HAHAHA... But if it's for the wrong reasons then I'll hide in the corner ahaha
- I'm cripplingly shy
- I can't converse for nuts with someone I just met
- My grades are pathetic. Yes I'm tenth in class but seriously, the standard of my school isn't very high. Yes, if you go to this school, I'm very sorry, I'm not calling you stupid. We're all smart in different ways, okay?!
- I'm told I have no self-control, which is very true
- I get obsessed very easily
- I've also been told I waste alot of things
- I stick my nose into other people's shizz. I mean it like business not actual shizz all right.
- I have to be right all the time. Can't be wrong. At all. If I am, be afraid.
- I'm insecure, hence this list.
- I don't stick to anything except for my skincare routine. Diets and exercise often go to hell, but I do control my portions very well :D
- I often let people walk all over me (though if it's an enemy I will usually kick your sad ass)
- I can be super-organised, but my room looks like the tornado from Hell blew through it.
- I used to be pretty spunky, but I don't know that girl anymore HA
- I'm sick and perverted HAHAHA
- I procrastinate till I die
- I want to be spontaneous but somehow THAT never happens
- I often do things without thinking. But then of course, i often do things with the caution of a 90 year old woman making a trip down the stairs.


Okay that's basically all I have for now. There's lots more though.


Have fun,

Winkies!

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK, BACK.

lmao. i hate eminem. stupid male chauvanist. though snoop is still cool. even if he's an even bigger chauvinist. but dudes. he's SNOOP.

anyway, you can probably gather that i have indeed returned to sunny and to my disgust, HOT, singapore. i miss the cold weather.

fuck the world. idina menzel is only going to be elphaba for another two fuckadeeing weeks. after that she'll probably never come back! I WANT TO CRY FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE HER AS ELPHABA. AND I CRY FOR MYSELF BECAUSE ONLY WATCHING WICKED TWICE WAS NOT ENOUGH. MY APPETITE FOR THAT SHOW IS INSATIABLE.

im totally going to cry.

my mom bought the soundtrack for me covertly, but its a looong story as to how i found out. anyhoo, point is, i dont get it till christmas. FUCK. i'm not going to last that long. i'll be like that kid who got arrested for opening his present early. cept hopefully i wont get arrested.

I STILL NEED NEW CLOTHES, BITCHES.

Jeans.

and yes, i am back to 55 kg. MUST... FAST...

i think i wont be used to seeing passe boys now. after seeing all the hotties overseas, i've been spoilt. lmfao.

i need to go christmas shopping.

im watching lizzie mcguire again. I loved this episode ahaha. it was the detective oneeee.

i bought stormbreaker. the movie. i already have the book. it wasn't quite fine literature, but the movie doesn't look bad. i'm gonna watch it tomorrow methinks.

okay whatever.

Bye,

The Friendless Hermit.

Salutaaaations peeps! Couldn't resist blogging again.

I'm sitting in the Lanesborough, which is the fuckin epitome of luxury okay. There's a remote just to make the Plasma TV come out of the chest. Yeah. Complimentary internet. Complimentary movies. FUCK YEAH.

They have POSEIDON, so i'm in a Jimmy Bennett reverie. Yes, soak in the little four foot hottie ten year-old. I cheered in front of my mom, "JIMMY BENNETT!!!!!" Mom: Who? Me: THE TEN YEAR OLD! HE'S COOOOOOOL! (of course i was actually going: *and he's fucking hot too!* in my head)

I also watched Rent, which has IDINAAAA! the movie kinda sucked IMO. But Idina rocks. Even though her role as a manipulative, obscene bi girl was a tad creepaaay and i dont think she got to sing enough.

Still, I bow down in worship. *hail*

Oh yeah, I saw Six Dance Lessons In Six Weeks live, which has Billy Zane!!!! He played Drake in Charmed (he was totally MOUTH-WATERINGLY HOT THERE) and he was also in Titanic. He played a gay dude in this play though, he's a great actor, though the play preeeetty much sucked ass except for Claire Bloom's line "If you say your age out loud, your face hears you!" and how they both gave the finger... That was cool lmfao. I reeeally wanted his autograph but this wasn't the sort of play where you could wait outside, ya know.

He is still disturbingly hot for a forty year old man. Even when he shaves his head. He is suave and reeeaally sexily confident.

Christ. First I like a ten year-old and now a forty year-old.

BUT THEY'RE BOTH CHICK MAGNETS! REALLY!

See, this is what happens when you don't have any friends.

And I also watched Malcolm in the Middle today. And yes. I THINK FRANKIE MUNIZ IS KINDA HOT. THERE. I SAID IT. HAPPY.

I AM VERY HORMONAL. EXCUSE MY FEMALENESS.

*Clears throat* Okay now. Different subject.

Has anyone else noticed how completely LOOPY Lindsay Lohan is? Have you SEEN the newest email she sent to her lawyers? SHE EXPECTS AL GORE TO HELP HER FIGHT THE TABLOIDS.

"Al Gore cleans up the environment, starting with Lindsay Lohan." There's a headline if I ever fucking saw one.


You know something surprising? I thought VAH would have a more successful album than A-Tizz, but no. Ashley's album is the shizz! And she really pushed her vocals for it, so YEAH! And really, who isn't addicted to "He Said She Said"?

Note to those who live in a cave: Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale, okay? Sheesh. Lmfao.


Ate Peking duck yesterday and today. Strangely enough, I miss learning chinese. @_@. I know.

Gawd. I have only three more days in England. Then Back. Then... SCHOOL. OH GOD.

But I miss home. I miss my bro. I miss my room. I MISS ASIAN FOOD WHICH ISN'T AS FATTENING AS DENSE WESTERN FOOD. I'm really bloated on this trip. I think I'm back to 55kg... Shit.


Today I saw my Auntie Winnie. She's been living in London since the 70s. IN THE SAME HOUSE. it's this TEENY lil flat. I feel kinda sorry for her. But she's pretttttyyy annoying. I won't go into detail.

You know something that freaks me out? When old people tell me I'm slim. SERIOUSLY, WAS I THAT FAT BEFORE THIS YEAR?!?! Because I sure as hell am not slim. I must've been even more disgustingly fat than I realised... Eh well, TBH, it doesn't matter anymore anyway, right? Though I would like to get awfully skinny, go back to primary school and say "IN YOUR FACES! NO LONGER THE FAT GIRL WITH GLASSES AM I?! HUH?!" OKAY. ENOUGH OF MY RETARDED RANT.


I feel like getting in touch with Mrs Bala and Ms Phan, randomly enough. I shall drop em an email sometime.


I really like this quote from Rent: I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get.

Fine, so it was said by a tranny.

Get over it.


DON'T WISH, DON'T START, WISHING ONLY WOUNDS THE HEARTTTTTT...

*WHINY EMO TYSON VOICE FLOODS THROUGH*

PLEASE JUST DON'T PLAY WITH ME! MY PAPER HEART WILL BLEED!

Allriiiighty then.

Seeya!


P.S. I'm trying to force my mom into taking me to Wicked again before we leave. I'm seriously considering illegally taping the show so I can watch it at home. I don't think I can live without it.


Kay really bye now.

EDIT!!!: NOTE TO NADIA. WHY DOES YOUR BLOG REDIRECT ME TO A PORN SITE.

WICKED. THE MUSICAL.

I LOVE IT. NO. I WORSHIP IT. REMEMBER HOW I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA? I WOOOOOOORRRSHIIIIIP AND LOVE LOVE FUCKING LOVE WICKED. OH-FUCKING-KAY.

(i know i said i wouldnt blog but i couldn't resist. i really hope my mom doesn't one day chance upon it...)

Let me tell you random lines from the show.

But first, a short synopsis: Shows us the back story of the wicked witch of the west in a new, psychopolitic way.

NOW THE RANDOM LINES!

1. Galinda and Elphaba: My roommate is ...
Galinda: impossibly peculiar and quite unusual and really hard to describe...
Elphaba: Blonde.

2. Galinda: He's become distant and ... and... HE'S THINKING!
*Fiyero walks in*
Fiyero: I've been thinking...
Elphaba: Yes, I heard. *punches arm in congratulatory fashion*

3. Elphaba: WELL NOT ALL OF US CAN TRAVEL BY BUBBLE. *come on you really just can't get past that one*

4. Elphaba: Don't wish, don't start. Wishing only wounds the heart *part of a song. which i love. I'mma go cry in the corner and try to find it on youtube*

I can't really remember the rest.

But seriously. If you ever wanted to perform in any way, go see this musical. You'll want it more than ever. It's inspiring. Mostly because of Idina Menzel.

IDINA MENZEL! I GOT HER AUTOGRAPH!!!!!! OH-FUCKING-YEAH!

Idina Menzel is an INCREDIBLE actress, possibly the best I've EVER seen, an AMAZING AMAZING I'LL-BRING-DOWN-THE-HOUSE type voice and she's totally gorgeous. Let's put it this way: She makes green body and face makeup look HOT.

Waahahahaha okay I'm sorry I sound incredibly gay lmfao.

BUT YES. I HAVE DONE MY RANT. If this doesn't become a movie with the original cast, I will become a psychopath and hunt down the producers.

OH OH OH WAIT I HAVE TO SAY A LITTLE MORE!

Adam Garcia, who I first saw in Coyote Ugly and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen played Fiyero. Adam Garcia, who even my mom thinks is HOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT, danced around and swung his hips just ten feet away from me. In tights. White, tight, tights. He is so sexy and charismatic in person, I thought I was going to pass out just because my hormones wanted me to. He's not as skinny as he used to be, now he's more muscular. I'd like to see his Emerald City! Yes I know how dirty that sounds. And I apologise for being a first-class pervert. But if you were there, you'd prolly run up the stage and ask for a lock of his hair.

Okay okay okay. I'll shut up now.

I'll just talk about something else for a while, since I'm here.

All the teenage girls in England are PISS-ASS GORGEOUS. I feel soooo aklsihjdlajdlaj just standing next to the girl in Burger King. And 99% of the teen dudes are smooookkkkkiiin. But seriously. You just can't compare to the girl with curly brunette highlights, standing next to you in her leggings and miniskirt while wearing the trademark English eye-popping eyeliner and mascara. And of course they have that natural apple-cheeked flush.

Did I mention they're all like, 100 pounds?

It's hopeless. It really is. You don't just feel like a porker. You feel like an UUUUUUGGGLLLLLYYYY porker.


Okay, I'll really go now...


MARIE, OUT! *i wish i had a last name like seacrest lmfao. Ee, out? It sounds ridiculous.*

*does TSL peace sign with the kiss lmfao*