where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Uhh randomly updating. I don't feel bloggish these days.

I'm hormonal... Aaaand yeah. I'm going to go into a renee olstead tirade soon.

My room looks pretty rad.


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My god she's so talented. My mom or brother bought her cd the year it came out, and i loved it when I heard it, though it was hard for me to admit i liked something jazz-oriented. I really hated it then. but now I'm receptive. She just personifies easy listening. Her voice is so smooth and soothing I could just go into a little siesta right now. The arrangements are top notch, and you can tell she's having fun. Overrated artists like Norah Jones and Diana Krall -.- just wish they had her range. Renee olstead makes me feel like it's christmas.

I'm getting into this cd again. It's so timeless. it's like a warm day in your summer house by the meadow. Indescribable. This is one of the best cds I've ever heard.


On a random side note, click five has raped my mind all day. Yeah.

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Monday, August 27, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CATERINA LING YU RAN.

AWESOME FRIEND AND AWESOME PERSON.

LOVE LOVE YOU.

JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE LOVED ALOT. ALL OVER THE WORLD!

there will soon be a picture of a gay rainbow here.

LOOK FOR IT!


OFFICIALLY FOURTEEN, JOIN THE CLUB!

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Without love, Life is like week with only Mondays.

I'm sorry I was supposed to make an honorary birthday post to justine, but i fell asleep like 20 minutes after i came home... dude i havent even bathed yet HAHAHA.

So... HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY SQUIGGLIE! Idk why i just called justine squigglie.

Friends are pretty awesome. I'm sorry, I'd choose you over my family. I ADMIT IT. You break their hearts, I break your face. See, this is why I want to be mary-ann (is that right? or is it someone else?). VIOLENCE BABY.

Hairspray is so good it made me take out LOTMS from le macbook. If you know me, chances are you know my motto: (no NOT "uhhhh"-orgasmic-) LIFE IS A MUSICAL! -SINGS SENTENCES- So I get pretty happy when there are dances and songs. So basically we got crazy in the hiz house and danced in our seats. me, justine and nadia anyway.

like seriously, damn. Okay zac efron was acceptable for the movie, though he seriously cannot dance (cept for moonwalking in hsm HA.). So therefore, we waited till AFTER the movie to slap nadia. NADIA. WTF IS WRONG WITCHUUUUUUUUUUU. C'mon. I wish it had been lucas grabeel. seriously. Lucas is PERFECT for these things. he is so JAZZ HANDS!!! and he has talent... and a while back I said something like he'd have been perfect/famous durig around that era. but he's neglected now. BUT THE BOY HAS STAR POWER, SO I WON'T GIVE UP.

but nadia's still cyoot. HAHAHAHA don't deny it or I'mma slap you.

okay sudden moodswing i feel inadequate now I'M SORRY you'reprobably goint wtf now.

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Whoever reads this is morally obliged to watch/visit the following. Whether you like it or not.

http://www.myspace.com/bunnymarieway MEET BUNNY MARIE WAY. SEE?!?!?! I'M SO FUCKING CONNECTED ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. though, follow the link to alicia and check out her lack of spelling abilities. sad to say, if you look at bunny's myspace, i think mikey made a few booboos as well. BUT HE CAN BE FORGIVEN.


HAHAHAHAHAA WELL THIS GOES RIGHT UP THERE WITH GEE'S HUMPS. it doesn't matter if you like them or not. THIS WILL AMUSE YOU TO DEATH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei7Jj0H9Y04&mode=related&search=

SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS WHICH SHOULD BE FIRST BUT I WANT TO MENTALLY PREPARE YOU FOR IT. I WON'T SPOIL THE SURPRISE. JUST SO YOU KNOW, I DIED, I DIED, I DIED. THIS IS THE... OKAY I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORD TO DESCRIBE IT. YOUR BRAIN WILL HAVE A HARD TIME PROCESSING IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNJEGoU2mw&mode=related&search=

This is just fucking weird. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7r-64AVZhw&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8oyBGIKNA&eurl=

AN MCR ORGASM!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfl_dFUHdbA&mode=related&search= why does he always orgasm during prison?!

hakuna matata. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-tmaO7zEGw&mode=related&search=

GERARD WAY HATES YOUR GIRLFRIEND. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2py28wkbv_I&mode=related&search=

numa fucken numa. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxv4KivZbc&mode=related&search=

gerard could be like grace kelly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oQ1Ss2pXUk

this just makes me proud. p.s. SQUEEEEEEEEEE CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. esp. the second one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB-S_1aGyxI&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV2n1HKmdQA&mode=related&search=
i will train my offspring to do this.

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

I'm too tired to blog about silly things.

I shall just randomly post some shitty little thing I wrote a couple months ago.

Your friends are everything
You're head's full of dreaming and
Music is your number one
When you don't say anything
You're silently screaming but
You could swear that you're having fun

Just felt like it. Still feels true though.

I have to finish the geog map.

Queen of fuckers, i hate coloring.


Limewire is being odd. after much procrastination, i am finally downloading bulllets songs. i usually don't like downloading whole albums, because i prefer not hearing the songs until i've bought them. but i'm caving.

bullets. wonderful. early sunsets over monroeville.

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Saturday, August 18, 2007

To Mika: Happy 24th birthday, you beautiful, wonderful, talented, inspiring man.

//MCR Is Our 
Religon\\ //Concerts Are Our 
Church\\ //MCR Fans Are The 
Choir\\ //Mikey, Bob, Ray And 
Frank Are Our Preachers\\ 
//GERARD IS OUR GOD\\


This is dedicated
To Every MCR Fan
Who Is A Demolition Lover
Who Was NEVER OKAY
Who Was Welcomed Into The Black Parade
This Is To
Every Helena
Patient
And Harmless Vampire
To Every Single Fan Who May Never See Them Play
Team Blonde Gerard. Rest In Peace My Friends
Everyone Who Cracked That Back In Black Joke
Those Who Mourned Mikeys Glasses
Those Who Live Life On The Murder Scene
Those Who Cried To The Ghost Of You
Those Who Cried To Famous Last Words
Those Who Worried About Bob And His Burn
You Who helped Gerard stay Sober
Those With An Obsession With Rays Hair
Those Who Love Frank Iero…(You Know Who You Are)
Everyone Who Is Not Afraid To Keep On Living
Let's Crash The Cemetery Gates
We Will Have The Band And Each Other Forever
To The Very End

^I'm sorry that was just beautiful.

REAL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than “Welcome to the Black Parade.” 
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way’s brother’s name.
3. Real MCR fans shout ‘YES!’ when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard’s hair.
5. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band’s have for MCR concert. 
7. Real MCR fans know and own revenge and bullets.
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom “What’s for dinner?” and are disappointed when she doesn’t say any of the guys in the band
9. Real MCR fans GET REALLY PISSED OFF WITH PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE A MCR FAN AND THEN ASK WHAT HELENA IS.
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don’t get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them… on the televison. 
14. Real MCR fans ARE PROUD OF HOW FAR GERARD HAS COME WITH HIS ADDICTIONS. 
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Helena when they hear a random say “So Long” or “Goodnight.
16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word ‘way’ in songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, insert bandmembers name here!!” on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch “Life On the Murder Scene” twice a day then apologize to plants. 
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of. 
21. Real MCR fans write ‘my’ and ‘romance’ around the word ‘chemical’ when in the textbooks in science class.
22. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
23. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
24. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
25. Real MCR fans KNOW THE BAND NOT JUST WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE!

You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!

Birthdays/National Holidays
Gerard Way-April 9 1977
Mikey Way-September 10 1980
Ray Toro-July 15 1977
Frank Iero-October 31 1981
Bob Bryar-December 31 1979

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself 
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers 
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well 
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF A CHEMICAL ROMANTIC
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover’s head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1.Thou shalt accept death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.Thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!

You Know Your A True MCR Fan When...


1.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"

2.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"

3. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.

4. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.

5. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.

6. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard? [marie says: BURN BERT! AND HE DOESN'T DESERVED TO BE CALLED CAJUN EITHER!]

7. You wake up at two AM thinking about frank.

8. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong. [marie says: no. i have a bad feeling bout that chick.]

9. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!hahaoh yea!!)

10. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.

11. Black is your favorite color.

12. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.

13. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.

14. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.

15. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.

16. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.

17. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.

18. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.

19. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!

20. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.( ME I WOULD YES ME PIC ME)

21. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.

22. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.

23.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.

24. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.

25. You've Googled their high schools.

26. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.

27. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.

28. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.

29. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.

30. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.(YESH)

31. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.

32. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!")

33. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.

34. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.

35. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.

36. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.

37. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.

38. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.

39. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.

40. You call Gerard "Gee."

41.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.

42. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.

43. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.

44. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish. [MARIE WILL DO THIS ON HALLOWEEN, EXPECT IT FER SURE.]

45. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS(OWN IT)

46. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.

47. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.

48. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story.

49. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)


So basically, I congratulate you for getting to the end of this post, because it means you either have a) no life like me, or b) are a serious mcr lovuh. OR BOTH! join the mcrmy, bithes.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

i hate your long rants where your attempt at and interpretation of philosophy is just like you; empty and insipid and shallow beyond belief.

i'm sorry for stealing your words clint, but it's so applicable.



"One of the most annoying characteristics of teenagers is their refusal to open their curtains. Their world is dark and airless.

If this environment is coupled with the psychological traits of self-pity, introspection, self-dramatisation and hormone imbalance, you have a fully-fledged Emo, even without the small Tshirt and black hair."

HOLY SHIT. I'm a full-fledged typeofmusickid now. EVERYBODY WATCH OUT! SOON I'LL BE ASKING YOU WHAT RHYMES WITH RAZOR BLADE!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=400953&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true#StartComments

So it's 5.30am and I just had a markedly odd dream where me and justine around plaza singapura... and someone started throwing potato chips around the underwear section of m&s HAHAHAHA idk.


so yes. i have an urge to write some corny shit song.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

OMFG!!!!!! I AM SO SORRY GEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!

*bows* I am grateful for this holy day (YESTERDAY, AUGUST 11TH), which commemorates your official SOBER-VERSARY. I am so glad you got clean, BECAUSE GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT TURMOIL THE WORLD WOULD BE THROWN INTO IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU.

I think you were put on this earth to teach us to be strong and pull through.

GEESUS! ALL HAIL!

I'm sorry i forgot about it yesterday. *HANGS HEAD IN SHAME*. I apologise for spending the day doing those meaningless quizzes and stalking.

I'll write honorary frerard! sometime...

Damned exams.

FUCK YOU PERSUASION MAPS!!!!!!!!!!!


... sorry gee.

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I'm feeling sappy and pathetic, can you tell?

Single, taken or crushing?
Don't do this to me.
Are you happy with your life now?
No. Not in a single area. Yeah no.
When you meet the right person, will you fall in love with him/her fast?
I don't know. I like that whole "arguing turns to love" scenario.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
I suppose. But it's not like it was two sided. PFFT. HAHAHA.
Do you believe that there are some circumstances where cheating in love is acceptable?
No. Never. But you see those movies where the people really regret it and you wonder, because maybe the cheating led to the discovery of his or her true feelings. But then again, this is reality.
Would you take someone back if he/she cheats on you?
Probably not, depended on the person and how well I knew them.
Have you talked about marriage with another before?
You tend to do that when you're female.
Do you want children?
Of course. Squee. Can't wait to name them. Hurhur. It'll hurt though. >_<
Would you ever consider adoption?
Yes, I've advocated adoption since my mom wouldn't give me a biological sibling. A new one anyway.
If someone likes you right now, what do you think is the best approach she/he should undertake to confess her/his feelings to you?
Well, as much as the chances of that are 6 billion to none, just fucken tell me, okay? Might instill in me hope again.
Do you enjoy getting into relationships?
I never had any. Unless you count platonic ones.
What is the furtherest thing you and your ex did?
Refer to previous question, and stop making me feel shitty.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Definitely. I'm the typical hopeless romantic idiot.
Are you romantic?
Yes. Though obviously, no one to demonstrate it to. I APOLOGISE IF THAT CAME OUT WRONG.
Do you believe you can change someone?
If they like me enough. Or hate me enough. Or if my speech is good enough. Guess it depends, again.
If you could be married somewhere, where would it be?
As long as it's below 20 degrees, has beautiful scenery and no bombs overhead, I'm not demanding.
Do you give in easily when you're fighting?
You don't like me when I'm fighting. I'll Alan Shore you. Or if I'm really in top form, I'll just give you the Denny Crane.
Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Nobody needs to know that.
Have you ever wished to have someone but messed it up?
Messed it up? Well, what wouldn't I give to even have the chance to mess it up.
Have you ever broken a heart?
My mother's probably. HA.
If one day your best friend falls in love with the person you are deeply in love with, what will you do?
Die. HAHA. Yeah well I would kind of die inside. Unless of course the person liked me, which isn't very likely... sooo... Yeah I'd probably whine about it, pretend to give myself a peptalk, cry and watch movies. And scream out to MCR. Gee just gets me.
Are you missing someone now?
It's a word that rhymes with cress.
Now you have ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs.
I wont, because those lazy pigs probably wouldn't do it anyway. Except maybe cat. HAHAHA.


A - Damn good kisser.
B - Good all around person.
C - You're wild & crazy:
D - You have one of the best personalities ever.
E - You have a nice ass.
F - People tottaly adore you.
G - You never let people tell you what to do.
H - You have a very good personality and looks.
I - You get hyper easily.
J - Everyone loves you.
K - You like to try new things.
L - You live to have fun.
M - Succes comes easily to you.
N - You are absolutely beautiful.
O - You're an awesome person.
P - You are popular with all types of people.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - Sexy!
S - Easy to fall in love with.
T - You're loyal to those you love.
U - You really like to chill.
V - You are not judgemental.
W - You are very broad minded.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y - One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
Z - You're a little too hard to find.

G E R A R D: Never lets people tell him what to do, HAS A NICE ASS HAHAHA, sexy (SHH HE'S A DEMI GOD!), damn good kisser -to frank maybe-, one of the best personalities ever.

see? these things really do work. except for the E in my name which says i have a nice ass. IN THE FUTURE WHEN I GET A PERSONAL TRAINER MAYBE, KAY?

spell this out for an esteem boost. doesnt matter whether your name is nadia, justine, or cat-erina, YOU WILL GET NICE RESULTS.

unless your name has a q in it.

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Friday, August 10, 2007

I feel like writing a self-centred post full of obvious facts... SO THERE!

1) I can eat half a box of honey stars in an hour.

2) I am deeply in love with My Chemical Romance. Ironic sentence. I know why, you know why. You feel like Gerard's speaking to you personally, and you know that he's been through it too, and he's waiting for you at the end. Maybe you like them more than me, or less than me, or don't give a fuck about it, but I know how it makes me feel. It would crush me if they aren't how I think they are.

3) I really like writing completely cheesy shit. If you hacked into my computer, you'd barf at the crap stored in it. And I'd never show my face again.

4) I still remember people from 3 years ago, 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 12 years ago. I remember their names, their faces and their habits. I also remember alot of dreams. I guess I have a good memory. I think about them alot. Some more than others.

5) No matter how many friends I'll have, I am still that pathetic loner from the first day of school.

6) I wish I didn't have my foot in my mouth 110% of the time.

7) The most fun I ever had was probably with my barbie dolls. Because they don't fight with you or hate you. I could go like 8 hours at a time just sitting under the table in my little barbie world.

8) I secretly suspected my main Ken doll of being gay.

9) I write horribly on paper, nothing turns out right.

10) I always wished to be some mythical creature. Mermaid, witch, vampire. No, not unicorn.

11) I love people's odd little habits. Gerard's eye rubbing, Ray's constant cherubic blinking, Nadia always having her mouth open (HA!), Xinyi's ridiculously loud, sudden laugh. People's foot shuffling, lip biting, the overuse of "like", Cat's amusing Sir Stamford Raffles pose, Justine's shared habit with me of finger biting...

12) I go to the bathroom alot. Like, alot.


Well I'm too lazy to write anymore.


Denny Crane.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

OKAY. EVEN THOUGH I SAW BACK TO BACK SHIA GOODNESS AND HAD A SHIA DREAM, I AM STILL VERY VERY VERY DEPRESSED.

WHY DIDN'T I GO SEE TAI AT THE AIRPORT!!!!! WHYYYYYYY DID I NOT KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! DAAAAAAMNIT!!!!!!

but i'll only kill myself after cassie calls me and lets me hear tai's set.

THEN IMMA JUMP OFF THE HIGHEST DAMN POINT IN FORT CANNING.


SO UNLESS YOU KNOW WHEN THEY'RE LEAVING SO I HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO STALK THEM...


damn the world. LIFE SUCKS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!

GOING TO BANG HEAD ON TABLE NOW.


REALLY REALLY HARD.

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Sunday, August 05, 2007

Rules of the game: Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about themselves. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end, you must choose SIX people to be tagged and list their names. NO TAG BACKS!

1. I always have pretend conversations with people I know in my head. Just to see their reactions when they're not around.

2. One day, after many years of disparaging coffee, I got such a strong urge to drink it that I put it in my milo without telling anyone and i felt SO DIRTY AFTERWARDS.

3. Whenever I jump, run or do anything that involves moving, I always imagine myself falling and breaking my face.

4. I will never ever get a any type of piercing because I never want that extra hole. *DO NOT INFER ANYTHING PERVY HERE.*

5. I keep a dream diary, and I have this old diary where I named my alter ego. >_> <_<

6. I really hate going home after a day out with friends/ when a movie ends because that means that all the good feelings are over.

7. I used to be deathly afraid of the Spagheddies at Tanglin Mall because when I was really young I had this dream where a legion of the undead rose out of the floorboards. You couldn't convince me to go there until last year.

8. The first person I ever wanted to marry was Jim Carrey. at age three.

9. I CUT MYSELF AT TWO YEARS OLD! WITH A WHITE KNIFE! ... and then I cried when my mom scolded me. HAHAHAHA.

10. I have a lizzie mcguire calendar.

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Thursday, August 02, 2007

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE

Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.

The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freezes. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. *kinky face*

Mikey Way can speak Braille.

Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.

Jeeves asks Ray Toro.

If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Geico saved 15 a year switching to Gerard Way.

Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement. 'Fros FTW!!!

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!". *raises eyebrows*

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now." *orgasm*

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.

Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "Say please."


Um hello geenius. FROM'S SHARON'S BLOG. I LIKE TO STEAL FROM THIS SEXY BITCH.

im mixing the song for dance.

it's shitty like damn.


FUCKER.

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