where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

I'm feeeling REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY hormonal now. Emphasis on the hor.

IT'S ALL CASSIE'S FAULT! PUTTING ALL THE IMAGES IN MY ALREADY FERTILE MIND.

it was 11.11pm and i went "yeah so i wish to rape mika" AND I AINT SORRY!

dangit SHE KEEPS FEEDING THE HORMONEESSSSSSS...

Why is mika so fucking sexy?! HUH?! I ASK YOU? WHY?! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO TORTURE ME! *MENTALLY RAPES*

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like. HELL YES OMGGG HE'S LIKE THE SEXIEST THINGGG ALIVEEEEE *RAPES AGAIN*

Saturday, May 26, 2007

I just watched Carrie in full for the first time; other times I was too chicken ahaha. but anyway. I liked it, I really did. I thought Carrie was beautiful and spent most of the time wanting to give her a hug. It was such raw, emotional talent from Sissy Spacek, probably the best acting I've ever seen. This is why I like to pick out loners. poor carrie. she's my hero. I know that may be odd, but it's feels true.

I've been thinking alot. *DO NOT MAKE A CRACK ABOUT HOW IT IS RARE. LOL I SAY THAT TO PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.*

i was watching e! and it made me contemplate that whole "be an actress, live in the spotlight" thing. no privacy, and the only people you can associate with are the ones that are in the business, because normal people don't want that kind of publicity unless you're paris hilton.

but then i go and sing and dance to hsm *SHUT UP LMAO I ENJOYED MYSELF... AND I WASN'T ALONE EITHER! YEAH OTHER PEOPLE STILL DO THAT* and love it and get really confused. i feel like i have to decide soon too, life is passing by too fast without anything worthwhile... Before you know it, another fourteen years will be gone...

Yeah okay enough self pity...

So, I'm convinced my tempur pillow has magical properties. Also, when I think about something alot before i go to bed and then eat a digestive biscuit i WILL dream about it. CALL ME CRAZY BUT IT'S TRUE.

i have really interesting dreams. they go on forever.

Friday, May 25, 2007

EDIT!!!!: WATCH THIS AND GET MOTHERFUCKING OUT-OF-THE-UNIVERSE PISSED. EVERYONE WATCH THIS AND LAUGH AT THE IGNORANCE OF ADULTS. "EMO" IN SPIDERMAN MY ASS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYyUT3lG96Q&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Flj%2Dtoys%2Ecom%2F%3Fjournalid%3D697371%26moduleid%3D89%26auth%5Ftoken%3Dsessionless%3A1180090800%3Aembedcontent%3A697371%25268


SCHOOL'S OUT, WHORES!!!

I got 5TH IN CLASS!!!! I'M LIKE OMG HAPPY?! my mom doesn't care that much, but whatever i'm happy and she can go spork herself. my percentage is 72 point something. LOL. haapppyyyyy omg. butbut now there's a bad side. this means i actually have to work... and like... maintain the position... sigh. oh vell! ill do it... SOMETIME FAR FROM NOW AAHAHA. i like last minute cramming... it works for me.

xinyi got NINTH! WOOT! single digit babehzxzxz.

but most people in class have deproved, actually. i wonder if anyone will be retained... *cough*

TODAY JUSTINE AND RAMONA CAME INTO 2C. (which i accidentally wrote as Sec C on some reply slip. get it. sexy? yeah.) anyway we had very insane speed marathons. which was fuckin awesome. ME AND JUSTINE STARTED LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY BITCH TITS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and and idk ramona said some kind of insult to justine and and justine went "have you looked in the mirror lately?" AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA omg it was so funny. can't remember it exactly before. HAHAHA justine is. so. amuuuuuuuusing. poofy!

I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT MS ___ YESTERDAY. SHE LOCKED US IN FOR MARATHON REMEDIAL AND WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME BRUSH MY HAIR.. AND SHE HAD SOME KIND OF EATING DISORDER IN THE DREAM... AND SHE WAS PMS-Y... AND JUST SCARY KAY!

i drew perverted Playboy-style transexual bunnies today. with very little clothing and huge boobs. yeah it started with cat and her snowman. then i drew a snowman with a bra and a thong. and then it gradually turned into playboy bunnies.

u'm still having my 70s music marathon. lmao. limewire's being shitty so i can't download more.

It's like thunder! lightning! the way you love me is frightening! YA BETTER KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ON WOOD!


The rules are simple. Put your playlist on shuffle and answer the questions according to the song that plays. Have fun.

1) What song do you think best describes NADIA?

Who Said- Hannah Montana

Uhh. Okay. NADIA! KEEP BELIEVING IN THYSELF! NO LIMITS! *peace*

2) What song does NADIA think describes me?

Something Bad- Wicked Soundtrack

LMAO. took the words right of her mouth. I'm ba-had. well, some part of me is bad. *pervish* wait.. is that like expired? uh... hold up i'll go look into this...

3) What song best describes JUSTINE?

Go Kill Mice- The Starlite Desperation

OMG LMAOOO. "Yes honey, it's alright, go kill mice." HAHAHA duuit. So Justine is a girl who eats all the boys? NIIIIICE.

... BOO YOU WHORE!

4) What song does JUSTINE think best describes me?

Beautiful Liar- Beyonce feat. Shakira

I'mma beautiful liar now? and have two gyrating people ranting over me? uh. i think underage gay orgies are illegal.

5) What song best describes CATERINA?

Lollipop- Mika

HAHAHA whose lollipop are you sucking too hard on? *raises eyebrows very suggestively* yeah sorry.

6)What song does CATERINA think best describes me?

The Suite Life Theme Song

HAHAHAHAHA you and me are gonna see the world? So we're gonna come on down to the Tipton? I DON'T MIND. We'll all get your ass out of australiuh.

7) What song best describes CASSIE?

Little Drop Of Poison- Shrek 2 Soundtrack

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOHAHAHAHA. I know she has Nick's picture on the wall, but who is this mysterious "she"? Yes Singapore's boring, but does our town really need a drop of poison?

8) What song does CASSIE think best describes me?

Cherry Lips- Garbage

HAHAHAHAHA. I'm a crossdressing little JT Leroy with golden curls and cherry lips? Who makes grown men gasp?

... Kay.

9) What song best describes TAZKIAH?

What Is Love- Raven

Uh... IRONY.

well she's in love with chester. HEH.

10) What song does TAZKIAH think best describes me?

Six Feet Under- Marion Raven

LOL. I know she thinks my HEAD is six feet under...

11) What song best describes WINGAY?

The End.- My Chemical Romance

Well, Wingyi does think it's The End when she gets bad results.

12) What song does WINGAY think best describes me?

Ooh- Scissor Sisters

LOL. Chichi parties ARE so important. People saying "Ooh" does make everyone feel good. *PERVY* in more ways than one......... hohohohoho....

13) What song best describes XINXIN=)?

Stayin' Alive- The Bee Gees

Well, Xinyi doesn't get around with women, so i'll just reverse the gender. Yes Xinyi you are positive and will live to see another day. KEEP SURVIVING AND OVERCOME THE ODDS!

14) What song does XINXIN=) think best describes me?

Stab My Back- The All American Rejects

*shifty* I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!

15) What song best describes MONKEY?

I Heard It Through The Grapevine- Gladys Knight and the Pips

HEARD WHAT? *paranoid* OH SHIT YOU KNOW WHO ____ IS NOW? *encrypts computer again*

16) What song does MONKEY think best describes me?

If We Hold On Together- Diana Ross

Awwww! *mushy* Monkey rocks *girly talk*

17) What song best describes COLLEEN?

4ever- The Veronicas

Yep go get em like you just don't care hon. =)

18) What song does COLLEEN think best describes me?

Grace Kelly- Mika

WOO! Fuckin A! Hell yes. Always trying to change for other people, i'm identity mad.

19) What song best describes CESS?

The Sharpest Lives- My Chemical Romance.

Uh... Cess... Are you a heroin addict now? What are you not telling meeee...

20) What song does CESS best think describes me?

Greased Lightning- Grease Soundtrack

LOLOLOL. I'm automatic and hydromatic *wink*. I hope i don't make chicks crazy, though.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

D to the oot!

It Can't Come Quickly Enough- Scissor Sisters <333 it's a beautiful song. even better than return to oz.

Jimmy Bennett's hair in evan almighty is fucking adorable. he dyed it! =O it's a bad photo of him but HAIR.
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So anyway, Jordin won american idol, shocker there. My mom was like *sniffs* "i think it's fixed. they picked jordin because she could sing the song they picked!" me went -.- "gee mom you're the last one to come to that theory."
OHOH. green day was on american idol. i can imagine some of their fans won't be too happy about that, i don't believe AI fits into their little "alternative" mold.

SJLDNFLSNFLA. I'm so pissed at the whole LD camp thing. There's not even a camp hello?! It's just some random outings which people won't turn up for?

LD CAMP '06- THE BEST SHIT EVER. basically the only thing that kept me in stc.

Billy Elliot (FOCKIN BALLET! And sexy crossdressing stuart wells. mm.), water balloons, desperate husbands, Nanny McPhee (screaming at how cute that James dude was? ifthat'shisname.), acting like lazy pigs on our sleeping bags, lying on each other (yeahididn'tmeanthattosoundwrong), Theresian Idol and my very crappy attempt at being Ryan Seacrest and people at the time having high school musical fever (singing what I've been looking for like a mad mofo with jody and diyanah) as well as justine and tazkiah singing FOB luhmao, cat and zenna being judges ahahaha, the farewell dinner/party :'( WAHH, the hugging and the surprise candles, clonking heads with the seniors *LMAO COUGH SHUWEENN*, monologues where i was bad at showing emotion (which is every time, apparently -.- LOL), showering in the toilets late at night, not being allowed to go down and refill my water so i used the tap water from the audi bathroom and i swear it tasted like burnt copper, THE MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME DISCO!!!!! WHICH I LOVED SO SO SO SOOOOO MUCH!!! Grinding with ash and everyone pumping like cuhrazy, moshing to backstreet boys (i know wtf HAHA), teasing tazkiah that her nightshirt made her look like she wasn't wearing shorts, walking everywhere with my grey suede hoodie, the chicken dance and ass-spelling mississipi, hearing cat's snoring, cat hearing my snoring, cat being obsessed with dancing in the moonlight+girl put your record on+everytime we touch (WONDER WHY TEEHEE) andand yeah lotsa other coolass SHYATT!

:'( BAWLLLLL.

ld is consistently getting crappier. so few sec 1s, NO CAMP?!?!? just sad outings, no one even being able to go for the sad outings, sessions having less energy (just sec 2s being motherfucking crazy WOOT)...

it's going downhill.

THE NEXT TIME WE ARE ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE TO LD FUND, I WILL GIVE $50.

andandand if they get rid of LD i will have a fucking sit-in at the general office AND I WON'T GO.

WE SHALL, WE SHALL, WE SHALL NAWT BE MOVEDDD! *repeat*

i'm annoying my mother by playing SS. hell yeah. LMAO OMG *SLAPS MOTHER* they are NOT THE BEEGEES?! WTF AHAHAHAHAHA my mom is an idiot.

i wonder what her reaction will be if i play FILTHY/GORGEOUS. *teehee*

which reminds me, i'd better sing it with cat everyday now, cuz i won't be able to soon. =(((((((((((( i'm going to send her the penguin dispenser and lots of chocolate and amusing things andandand JUST MAKE HER A HEEEUGE HAMPER. airmail. I'VE NEVER SENT A LETTER BEFORE, EVEN.

i will send her many things.


asta la ciao byebye.

LMAO.

edit: sorry i'm really hella bored so i come back and just talkee nonsensay.

so i'm listening to my 70s playlist and my mom is like "YOU'RE LISTENING TO ALL THE OLD SONGS!" im like "uh... i HAVE all the old songs... duh... i prolly know more songs than you do... and you lived then..." okay so i didnt say the last two parts lol.

Now i'm listening to I won't say I'm in love by Susan Eggart who played Megara in Hercules the movie. i love hercules. IF YOU PUT HERCULES INTO THE PLAYER, I GUARANTEE YOU I WILL START SINGING LIKE... LOUD AND ALOT KAY. i love that movieeee it rocks hxc. XDXDXDXDXD I love every single song so much.

MUCH LIKE A GOOFY MOVIE. hell yes i fucking love the goofy movie(s). i love tevin campbell, who played powerline. HIS VOICE IS FUCKIN A! hell yesss! the songs are so awesome. SO NINETIES! woot!

now it's lollipop, if just to irritate my mother. i'm not in an mcr-ish mood, so i can't annoy her with my demonic music. oh surprise she asked me to turn it down -.- HA i'll play her um... it's between billy joel and the chipmunks. HAHAHAHAA i shall play billy joel. you know, i really don't like his voice much, but i love the songs.

my toesies are fuhreezing. IT'S TIME TO PLAY BAD, BAD LEROY BROWN. AHAHAHAHA THIS SONG IS HELLA AMUSING.

i love 70s music, can you tell. band of gold <3333 this song!! 70s-90s were the best times bitch tits!

okay i've run out of things to say.

i will stop myself from blogging again today. *slaps self*

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

My average is exactly 72%. cool. better than before by QUITE a bit. but will my family be happy? nope i'm just the little failure who is not to be taken seriously, who is a spoiled brat that listens to demonic music.

anyway, watched blades of glory today with tazkiah, cat, justine, and ramona. it was amuuuusing. they did the SCISSOR SISTERS MOVE. HELL YEAH. but you know something? JON HEDER IS LIKE, SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CYOOT?!?!?!!
I was like squealing to cat throughout the whole movie. "OMGOMGOMG HE'S SOOO CUTEE!!!" and and i also went "omg. SO MUCH LIKE CODY FROM TSL (SUITE LIFE) SO SO SO MUCH LIKE CODY IT'S SCARY. EVEN THE BUCK TEETH." yeppp jon heder is an adorable-ass dude. can't believe he's friggin 30. want. to. give. him. hug.

OHOHOH. when we were at candy empire we saw cat and nadia's "GOTH TEA GIRL". i just call her tea girl. she's soo skinny and long black clothes and boots and dark makeup and pale skin. but she's quite pretty. i wanted to give her a hug really badly. the tea story was btw: she was talking to her mom and went "i don't eat. i only drink tea" *sips* LMAO

but yeah. she reminded me of this asia argento picture which i adore.
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I GOT 32 HELL YES IM A PARANOID BITCH. i double encrypt my computer, break that. HAHA.


If you get 30 or more you're PARANOID!

If you get 10 or less you're fearless.

People who don't have any
are dummies who want people
to think they are tough stuff. [yeah the quiz came like this i didnt edit it. LMAO.]

I Fear...

[x] the dark [well, it's only the fact that i can't see that scares me, not any hidden bogeymen.]
[x] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[] heights
[] black cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[at times] spiders
[/ depends who's driving] driving or being in cars
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[at times] fire
[x] deep water
[x] the ocean
[x] failure
[x] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[] death
[] Heaven
[x] being robbed
[] cotton balls
[x] cemeteries
[] clowns
[x] large crowds
[at times] men
[] women
[x] having great responsibility
[] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] diseases
[] snakes
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[x] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] being blind
[x] being deaf
[x] growing up
[] monsters under my bed
[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs if they were alive
[] the welcome mat

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I've officially gone over the boredom edge. And here I sit, reading random blogs that were linked by people that were linked by people who were linked by people i used to know.

YES THAT MADE SENSE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

i stumbled across this HIGHLY AMUSING BLOG.

some acsi person. IT'S FUCKING FUNNY. XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

http://wherehaveyoubeenallthiswhile.blogspot.com/2007/03/im-back.html

THE MUSICAL IS FUCKING AMUSINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! it might even be better than... Nah it still don't top Nickalicious. BUT IT'S FUNNY. if only someone had made a recording. IT MADE ME LAUGH HARDER THAN THE MONTFORT "THE REESAN (start ova niuu)" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA which made me laugh until it went down the wrong pipe.

YOU SEE? YOU SEE WHY YOU PEOPLE NEED TO BLOG? OTHERWISE I GET BORED AND GO RANDOMLY READ BLOGS OF UNKNOWN PEOPLE. YOU SEEEE?!

okay hang on I NEED TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW REALLY BADLY.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OKAY.

anyway.

*SNORTS* HAHAHA. yeah no I SWEAR I'M DONE.

yeah so we had forensics thingy today and yeah it was nice doing the conspiracy-theory thang but i kept falling alseep when the instructor was splainin. i like sleep.

=)

Hahaha one of the instructors looked like a gorilla. I WAS LIKE O_O KING KONG.

But yeah overall forensics is cool but the micropipette fucking drove everyone cra-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

SORRY SORRY I KNOW I SAID I WAS DONE. *SLAPS SELF* but it faaaahhhhnaaayyyy...

and here is where i shut up. kay.

no one is online =( is a sad little fruity pebble.


I'm at the pretty orange-pink side of the emotional spectrum today.

=)

Monday, May 21, 2007

I hate my mom. Fuck her! Before I say anything, let me tell you my marks.

English- 76 A1
Math- 87 A1
Chinese- 65 (if you add listening compre) B3
Science- 67 B3
Lit- 70 A2
History- 78 A1

So it's not bad, right? I mean, if anything my percentage has increased! So i came home feeling good about myself, then the fucker has to go and say "You didn't get A1 for lit? But your BROTHER AND I ALLLLWAYS GOT A1 FOR IT! And how could you do SOOOO badly for Chinese?!?!?!"

Well excuse me YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE THE LANGUAGE BITCH! AND YOU FAILED MALAY!!!

Typical. SAYS NOTHING ABOUT THE GOOD MARKS I GOT, INSTEAD DECIDES TO GO PICK ON AN A2!!!!!!

arghhh!!!!!!!!!

I'll go zone out to MCR and pick my scabs now.


I NEED THE OTHER MCR ALBUMS DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANNA GO FOR MATH OLYMPIAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! URGHHHHH DIEEEEE!!!!

you know what's so annoying. When people claim that certain bands are "too mainstream and have sold out" when they idolise THE BIGGEST FUCKING WHORES ON MTV, i.e. FOB AND P!ATD. I HAVE MET SO MANY OF THESE PEOPLE AND IT'S LIKE, *STAB*

YOU PEOPLE DESERVE THE BEST SHIT OF WHATEVER MTV WHORE BECAUSE IT'S SOOOOOO INDIE!!!! LIKE, GO FUCK YOURSELF UP THE ASS WITH A SPORK!!!!!!!!

I mean, if they didn't become "MAINSTREAM", i.e. MCR then they wouldn't fucking SAVE SO MANY LIVES AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LESS ALONE!!!! IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THEY MADE IT!!! I MEAN WTF!!!!

AND THEN "FANS" CLAIM THAT THEY'RE OVERPLAYED. SHOULDN'T YOU BE HAPPY THAT THEY'RE BEING EXPOSED TO PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T NORMALLY LISTEN TO IT AND THAT THEY'RE UM, BECOMING SUCCESSFUL WHICH IS PROBABLY WHAT THEY WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

AND IF YOU'RE ANNOYED BY POSERS, THEN WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE ONE?!!?!?

PEOPLE LIKE THIS HAVE SUPERIORITY ISSUES?!?!!?!?!

AND PLEASE DON'T BE MUSICAL ELITISTS CLAIMING THAT MAINSTREAM MUSIC SUCKS, WHEN MAINSTREAM MUSIC IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO!?!?! THE BANDS THAT YOU LIKED [MCRMCRMCR] HAVEN'T CHANGED THEY STILL SOUND FUCKING AWESOME!!! IT'S YOU PEOPLE'S LOSS, THEN!!!

CAN'T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE USING THE MONEY TO HELP PEOPLE?!?! I STRESS AGAIN, SAVING LIVES?!?!

HOW COULD YOU EVER HAVE SUPPORTED THEM IF YOU SHUN THEM NOW THAT THEY HAVE BECOME FAMOUS?!


I'm the angry blogger.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

A drink, for the horror that I'm in, for the good guys and the bad guys, for the monsters that I've been. three cheers for tyranny, unapologetic apathy.

^WHY IS MCR SO FUCKING BRILLIANT. i need to get the other albums and educate myself on the goods of mcr. THAT SOUNDS WRONG. ANYWAY.

OH BEFORE I FORGET, CASSIE FOUND A PAEDOPHILE ON FRIENDSTER! IN WOODLANDS NO LESS! http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=42085066

Dude it's fucking scary? I reported him. FIGHTIN CRIME BITCH TITS! He grabbed this slutty girl's photo and commented on what he wanted to do to her. O_O She is fourteen. Cassie had the monkey balls to comment him. She's the whore with the MCR pic.

So. UWC people are fucking crazy. who wants to see an excerpt between me and this one crazy chick who is either really that person just lying that it was her "friends" or this girl i knew who transferred to UWC and talked crap about me even when she transferred. -.- anyway.

P.S. I'm the "I, Claudius". She actually started IMing me with something like "Your msn names are weird" and I go "...that's great" and the convo picks up from there.

fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:15:53 PM)Wow..Your So Friendly:)
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:17:00 PM)Such A Nice Person:)
I, Claudius says: (6:17:11 PM)i know, i compliment myself all the time.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:17:17 PM)Oh Really Wow
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:17:39 PM)That Truly Is Amazing..
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:17:52 PM)Well Sorry That I Said Hi..You Dont Have To Be SO Rude:)
I, Claudius says: (6:18:04 PM)i'm sorry, how was i rude again?
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:18:23 PM)You Always Are And Have Been:)
I, Claudius says: (6:18:24 PM)i know i enjoy speaking in lower casing.
I, Claudius says: (6:18:36 PM)To everyone, i hope!
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:18:43 PM)Yes..Bitch:)
I, Claudius says: (6:19:27 PM)sophistication lives in you.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:19:44 PM)What The Hell..Stop Thinking Your So Cool By Using Long Words
I, Claudius says: (6:20:02 PM)is sophistication really a long word?

fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:22:14 PM)
Sorry..I Just Dont Like You:D
I, Claudius says: (6:22:24 PM)
i love you, though.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:22:41 PM)
oh Common..You Spread Rumours To Aditit About ME:D
I, Claudius says: (6:23:20 PM)
why would i spread rumours to her about you. i havent talked to her in like. 3 years.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:23:29 PM)
Oh I Hear Stuff
I, Claudius says: (6:23:35 PM)
we all hear stuff.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:23:35 PM)
And Also You Never Liked Me
I, Claudius says: (6:23:51 PM)
well, i only saw you a total of maybe three times.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:23:57 PM)
No..
I, Claudius says: (6:24:51 PM)
ok, wadevA make euxx happii worxx
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:25:02 PM)
Kay Bitch.:)
I, Claudius says: (6:25:19 PM)
is this the part where i say, "that's my name, don't wear it out?"
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:25:30 PM)
Gosh YOUR ANNOYING
I, Claudius says: (6:25:34 PM)
um.
I, Claudius says: (6:25:41 PM)
youre the one who Imed me with this so,
I, Claudius says: (6:25:46 PM)
i guess it only justifies.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:25:56 PM)
Your Always Online..Coming Up With Gay Msn Names:P
I, Claudius says: (6:26:09 PM)
sure am, homophobe.
right now they're building a coffin your size says: (6:30:31 PM)
haHA euxx noe tat miexx was gg 2 tell euxx wat dis <3ly pesan realli tink abt euxx but nevaeh mind worxx.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:30:58 PM)
Huh?
right now they're building a coffin your size says: (6:31:07 PM)
hehehehe
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:31:14 PM)
What?
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:31:24 PM)
Soz..I Didnt Really Get What You Said.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:31:40 PM)
Btw That Wasn't Me Just Now..I Have Friends Over:S
right now they're building a coffin your size says: (6:31:58 PM)
oh totally, friends are great.
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:32:04 PM)
Soz Bout That
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:32:14 PM)
So What DId A Person Think Bout Me
right now they're building a coffin your size says: (6:32:45 PM)
ask your friend..
fiona_silhavy@hotmail.com says: (6:32:52 PM)
Who


And it ended there., cuz i blocked her. Jesus, i delete her from my contacts three or so years ago, and she magically decides to IM me. Well, at least I didn't take the bait. It was amusing doing my lianspeak thangg.

MIEXX IS TRAINED IN ART OF LIANSZXSPEAK WORXX! i reelli noe how to du dis! ITS LYK, SUPA KEWLXX RITEXZX?!

i'm good, hellzchyea.

So i went to dance class today. FUCKING TIRING, BUT I LOVE IT. My abs (the general area with flab, not the six pack type) are gonna fucking hurt tomorrow (MONDAY.) my neck already feels like I have whiplash. had to coach pingping. -.- let's not talk about it.

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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Which Classic Teen Movie Could You Star In?

 

Ferris Bueller's Day Off!
Alright you truant, funny person, you! You could have made a great addition to ''Ferris Bueller's Day Off.'' You are witty and totally antiestablishment, rock on! This world could use more teens like you.
Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

EDIT!!!!!: I APOLOGISE! look down.

In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah, I deal out crack to cassie in return for panadol.

should be

In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah, I deal out crack to cassie in return for SEX. yeah.

also, some of my answers still went "i am in love with the sprouse boys" LMAO ignore that.

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hootoot.

yep, to answer your question, i'm still feeling mcrish.

though, my sharpest lives addiction has waned somewhat. but not by alot. i haven't listened to mika since...

YESTERDAY. I KNOW RIGHT. WHO AM I.

but i feel too un-high to listen to mika.

i'll go find a little quiz thingy to paste here. it's actually from my myspace but i filled it out like 3 years ago. or four even. God i'm old. anyway. i shall see how the answers have changed.

Name: Marie
Birthday: 2nd April 19-fucking-93. the ninties were THE shit, bitch tits.
Birthplace: Singapore
Current Location: A rocking chair in my "room" getting mentally raped by MCR.
Eye Color: Deep brown
Hair Color: Medium brown, people used to tell me it was almond brown, which is a pretty description =) but i don't
it's accurate
Height: Um... 5'3... 5'4. I hope I'm still growing. I aspire to be 5'7 at least.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, though I often wished I displayed ambidextrous abilities. You know what they say about
ambidextrous people. *winks pervertedly*
Your Heritage: You will lose interest halfway through. On with it!: English, Chinese, Irish, Scottish, Malay, Indian, Spanish,
Thai
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some OLDDD pink platform flip-flops by M&S.
Your Weakness: Music, sappy movies, cheesy movies, horny fanfiction, hot guys.
Your Fears: Falling, murky water, drowning, running out of air, roller coasters, and I get claustrophobic. Unless it's in a
closet with a hot someone. HAHAHA.
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra cheese!!!! With cheese in the crust too! And sometimes I experiment...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get good grades, become a world acclaimed novelist, make alot of moolah, fly a
helicopter, go to hollywood and be the arty-farty thing that I am. K maybe just #1
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO, LMFAOOOO, WOO, kheyyy, bitch tits, fucker.
Thoughts First Waking Up: *hits snooze button* there are no thoughts.
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmm... I'm told it's my eyes. I used to love my hair but it became dry. =(
Your Bedtime: I start falling asleep at around 11pm. But I can stay up till about 7am.
Your Most Missed Memory: The whole of the nineties, yoyo balls, old-school nickelodeon, old ZS and SF
Pepsi or Coke: COKE ALL THE WAY!!!! Pepsi is just a frigging ripoff ok
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK. Mickey Dee's is way overrated. Tasteless burgers.
Single or Group Dates: I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate tea, bitch tits.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Is there ANYTHING that tastes better than chocolate? And we're not counting sex. Not that I've had it.
ANYWAY.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I like both, though I like my own latte. with hot choclate.
Do you Smoke: Lung cancer? No thanks.
Do you Swear: What do you fucking think, you little bastard shit?
Do you Sing: Anyone who spends more than five minutes with me would probably say yes, and then have my voice stuck in
their heads, and I enjoy torturing them with it.
Do you Shower Daily: Do you NOT?
Have you Been in Love: No. Whenever I have a crush on someone I think I am which I know is very dumb so shut up. AHHAA.
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, all about the learnin! and the people... *cough* males. Ha jk. new people.
Do you want to get Married: It does happen to fit into my fairytale life.
Do you belive in yourself: I suppose. But sometimes the doubt outweight the belief?
Do you get Motion Sickness: All the time. Unless I'm careful. But I'll probably still get it anyway.
Do you think you are Attractive: To who, the Grinch? Sure, let's go with that confidence thing.
Are you a Health Freak: I take the vegetables out of a mcdonald's burger.
Do you get along with your Parents: Maybe.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're beautiful. Nature at it's wildest, full of raging emotion.
Do you play an Instrument: Piano, drums, guitar, recorder XD, i took violin once. I sing nonstop. That count? XD
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No? I don't think so anyway.
In the past month have you Smoked: Didn't I kinda repspond to this already.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah, I deal out crack to cassie in return for sex.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sure, then I went out and bought condoms and whipped cream and made my
date wear a bondage suit.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah... Not a hermit, hon...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No... I ate like 3 stale peanut butter oreos. I don't like them that much.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes but I hate the fish ones.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No... BUT SYF WAS LAST MONTH!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Is it cuz I was a ho about the whipped cream?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I sat in the bath.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hearts. XDXDXDXDXD Well, I did mentally steal Mika.
Ever been Drunk: Well, I was high on alcohol. My brother's girlfriend let me have some of her cocktail. Woo, I'm
illegal.
Ever been called a Tease: Well, I was pretty upfront about the whipped cream.
Ever been Beaten up: Parental abuse. Other than that, I'm usually the one doing the beating up.
Ever Shoplifted: Can't say I thought about it.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep. next to someone I love.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Writer, actress, I'm going to be in the music industry somehow, maybe a fashion
designer one day, artist (drawing)
What country would you most like to Visit: Everywhere. America, Hawaii, the whole of europe, mexico... everywhere really.

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever, all have their gorgeous points, can't decide.
Favourite Hair Color: Anything. If he's hot enough, he could make purple work for him, so it don't matter.
Short or Long Hair: Either. Long hair is hot, and short hair is hot too. I guess I go for something in the middle.
Height: Taller than me or the same height as me.
Weight: Skinny boys appeal to me, but I don't think weight is really a factor. I don't like large muscles, though/
Best Clothing Style: For me or the guy. Okay for the guy... Casual, no jewellery for God's sake. Jeans that show stuff. HAHA.
Number of Drugs I have taken: earth to quiz. ZE-RO.
Number of CDs I own: Alot? I've lost alot of them though.
Number of Piercings: None. I do NOT want a hole in me for the rest of my life. (insert pervy reference)
Number of Tattoos: None. Though if it's something like a cat on someone else it'd be cute. But something so permanent
and painful on myself? No thanks.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Like 70% of my life. But these are the things that make you to be who you are,
regardless of the friends you've lost and the things you can't take back.


LALALA.

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Friday, May 18, 2007

I feel really, really, ruh-heaaaallly mcrish tooooday.

IS IT JUST ME OR DO ALL THE BEST THINGS START WITH M. (no we are NOT counting me.)

Mika.

MCR.

MASHED POTATOES. hell yeah.

Um..... WELL WHO NEEDS ANYTHING ELSE?

waitwait. i got one. MENSTRUATION.

that WAS a joke, if you didn't get it.

mcr is raping my mindddddd gah CASSANDRA WHY YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE I SWEAR YOU EMIT RADIOACTIVE BRAINWASHING SIGNALS.

why does mcr rock so fucking hard. Of course, SOME PEOPLE don't think so -.- too MAINSTREAM?

ohoh today was such a waste of my time GODDD.

well i liked the two little plays they did.

i'msorrytosayithoughttheguyinthesecondonewaskindahoteventhoughhemesseduphislinesalotstillhot. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA. anyhoooo...

ohohoh. then they asked prayer ministry girls to go to hall right. and THEY ASSUMED ALL THE PEOPLE WERE CATHOLIC -.- -.- -.-''''' so of course me and xinyi are sitting there cluelessly singing along to songs in a helpless monotone. and btw PRAYER MINISTRY AIN'T GOT NUTHIN TO DO WITH FUCKING SINGING. I'M NOT GOING FOR THAT MEETING NEXT WEEK. TOUGH COOKIES, BABE. ms phee kept looking at me like i'm supposed to be some kind of exemplary catholic that knows everything. well hello not everybody in ministry has to be catholic okay?! anyway. I happen to dislike the message the bible sends. you know, discrimination and hellfire if you don't believe and all that.

i'm addicted to the sharpest lives, teenagers and house of wolves. these are the best tracks i think, apart form the singles. i didn't like wttbp as much as the other singles though.

i love those threeeee my gawd i cant choose between them. but im currently addicted to the sharpest lives.

CUZ I LOVE ALL THE POISON AND AWAY WITH THE BOYS IN THE BAND!

GIVE ME A SHOT TO REMEMBER AND TAKE ALL THE PAIN AWAY FROM ME!

YOUR KISS AND I WILL SURRENDER!

THE SHARPEST LIVES ARE THE DEADLIEST TO LEAD! A LIGHT TO BURN ALL THE EMPIRES

SO BRIGHT THE SUN IS ASHAMED TO RISE AND BE IN LOVE WITH ALL OF THESE VAMPIRES <-- I FUCKING LOVE THAT LINE.

mcr gives me goosebumps.

it's fucking poetry.

i love mika and mcr. they are superior. but on very different sides, like mcr is northern hemisphere with mika being the southern hemisphere.

you cant decide.

=)

MCR ONLY DOING ONE CONCERT IN ASIA THIS YEAR. FUCKIN TOKYO DIE.

i'll be back later.

doodoodoo.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

I just entered the mika contest, now i have to hope that i don't win.

but i dont care, as long as i took that leeeetle risk.

There has never been, nor will there ever be, an artiste quite like him. He's revolutionary. I don't even have to mention his singing voice, which is exudes confidence and skill.
He writes songs that make you fall out of your chair, that make you smile, songs that finally have a meaning, with real situations written about in a different way.
And of course he's a brilliant performer, despite jumping around, full of energy, he still manages to stay true to every note and connect totally with the audience.
He is the best thing that has come around for a long time.

It's reallllyyyy crappy, but oh well.

i bet they pick the winners at random anyway.

i just better not be the only singaporean entry because i know that is very possible.

OKAY IM OVERTHINKING THIS.

slaps self.

I want to redecorate my room so bad but my mom wont let me. SHE EXPECTS ME TO LIVE IN THAT CARDBOARD CELL FOR THE REST OF MY LIVE-AT-HOME LIFE.

AIN'T HAPPENING OLD WOMAN.

IMMA JUST MOVE THE FURNITURE BY MY FUCKING SELF WITH MY FUCKING SCRAWNY ARMS AND IF YOU WANNA MOVE IT BACK, BE MY FUCKING GUEST.

i think i listened to mcr too much yesterday. doodoodoo...

MY VOICE IS IN JUSTINE'S HEAD. =D

laalaalaa im hungry but i don feel like eating the stuff my maid cooked. I WILL MAKE NOODLIIIES.

NOODLE! DO THE NOODLE DANCE!

that sunsilk damage repair hair lotion smells really nice. I keep smelling my hand now.

honey... mmm...

well i actually dont like honey but the smell of this lotion thing is fuckin nice.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Ello, exams over, marie is guh-lad. i know that i could've done better, but i'm not complaining, because you know what everyone?

ONE EXAM IS NOT GOING TO DETERMINE HOW THE REST OF YOUR LIFE GOES.

yeah, of course it's okay to feel sad, but you know, when everyone cries or thinks their life is over...

just because we have a CRAP SCHOOL SYSTEM THAT HAS TO BE SO FUCKING COMPETITIVE AND MAKE 12 YEAR OLD KIDS COMMIT SUICIDE, doesn't mean that you have to go along with it.

i mean, come on. you could have different smarts, or maybe you just don't perform well under pressure. Exams are stupid, they're for one type of person and one type only: the ones that are able to sit down for four hours a day and toil away in front of a textbook, or rarely, you could just be talented enough to get by without doing anything.

I hate to see people cry and feel like they are a worthless piece of shit just because of an EXAM.

you want something, you go work for it. but to have to remember everything in the space of 1h 15min?

I vote n-o.

Fucking thing. we should all just do coursework. BUT INDIVIDUAL COURSEWORK, CUZ I AIN'T WORKING WITH FREELOADERS NO MORE DAMNIT. I'M NOT GONNA PULL THOSE FUCKING BIMBOS UP TO AN A1 JUST BECAUSE THEY SAT THROUGH THE LESSON TALKING ABOUT FUCKING NAIL POLISH, WHILE I SCREWED MYSELF OVER DOING THE WORK OF FOUR PEOPLE.

i'm in a swearing mood, can you tell?

I suddenly feel angry. Today we went to see 200 Pounds Beauty which i thought would just be some bimbotic show, but surprisingly it was good. And so true. I MEAN, PEOPLE WHO AREN'T GREAT LOOKING ON THE OUTSIDE FUCKING GET OVERLOOKED ALL THE TIME, JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T FIT IN WITH YOUR FUCKING IDEA OF BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER HOW MUCH MORE WONDERFUL THEY ARE ON THE INSIDE COMPARED TO YOU, YOU SHALLOW, UGLY (YES I SAY THAT AND I MEAN IT), SAD EXCUSE FOR A PERSON. THESE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS THE ONES WHO HAVE MORE TALENT THAN YOU DO IN YOUR LITTLE FINGER, BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE FACE OR BODY THAT WILL ROT AWAY WITH AGE ANYWAY, YOU DECIDE TO PUT THEM IN A LITTLE HIDDEN CORNER.

WELL SCREW YOU, SOCIETY AND WHATEVER SHIT YOU CALL IT, THE PEOPLE THAT REJECTED MIKA BECUSE HE WAS TOO DIFFERENT, THE SOCIETY THAT HAS REJECTED OR REPRESSED ALL OF US IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER.

maybe, just maybe, that's why i dont pull my socks down.

i'm still hella angry. i was really emotional this afternoon, but now i'm just pissed. goddamnit, why does everyone have to be such a DRONE / SUPREMACIST?

ugh. i'm disgusted.

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

i know i just blogged and said several west-wing related sentences, but...

dude there's west wing fanfiction and it is GOOD.

Great. Thanks to Nadia and her mention of Donna and Josh, I now have an urge to rant about the west wing.

DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A TYPO IN THE CONSTITUTION. toby found it while he was reading it. four times i believe. it changes the entire takings clause.

You know the ep Election Day where Leo died was on my birthday? :(

And you know donna actually auditioned for CJ but like dude seriously DONNA AS CJ?!>>! IT AINT RIGHT YO! I MEAN WHO ELSECOULD BE SO PRETTY AND INTERESTING AND SMART AND HOT FOR JOSH AND MAKE THEM SUCH A DAMN CUTE COUPLE? WITH YOU KNOW, JOSH AND HIS JOSHNESS...

out of all the characters, josh is probably my favourite. maybe cuz he reminds me of someone i know. XD

Aaron Sorkin is fucking brilliant. Though the show obviously wasn't the same after he left *DRUGGGSS* it was still pretty good.

Shouldn't have been canceled. *weeps*

I love all his shitttt like sports night and stuff.

Sports night is HELLA FUNNY, WATCH IT. but nothing compares to west wing, bitches. the intellect, the humour and the sexual tension, incredible writing duh, and amaaaazing performances. WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE. i could just live off west wing.

yeah everyone come to marie's house and we have an aaron sorkin series orgy.

can't wait for al to come back from indo-fucking-nesia. the house is too empty. :( im a loner type who shuts herself in her room *ACCORDING TO MOM, LOOKIN AT P-O-R-N* but i hate it when no one's home.

which reminds me that chris daughtry's song about home makes him seem even dumber than he is. he's some kinda ego-bald-dick.

CUSTARD BALLS!

SUCKKK ONNN CHEF'S CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLSSS!

*people slap marie* you sick freak.


I'm supposed to be writing crack for cashie but im too lazy. hurhur.

doodoodoo.

TODAY THERE WERE SOME BITCH OLD LADIES AT TIONG BAHRU.

ONE STINKY ONE ON THE BUS AND ONE ON THE ESCALATOR.

bitch tits...

Monday, May 14, 2007

Well, science was eh. I got bored in the middle and started drawing crap HAHA.

im really tired i dont wanna study lit.

screwwww it.

ohohoh! today me and nadia and cat went to gramophone and arranged mika on top of the other useless cds XD but then the fucker saleslady came and stacked them back so then i did it again ahahaha.

i havent written anything in weeks i feel creatively deprived!!!!!

urghhh exams do that to me.

i love mika. people who dont like mika aren't human, really, they just aren't.

i really want to redo my room. which is now the study. well, not my old room. argh confusing.

but my mom says only until next year. ljsbdfljabd feng shui.

but i wanna do it NOW DAMNNIT

i should just do it without telling her

I HAVE THE STRONGEST URGE TO PAINT THE WALLS YELLOW! AND BROWN AND BLUE AND VIOLET AND RAINBOWWWW!

gay rainbow hell yeah.

is...tired...and hungry but dont feel like eating. =( lol too much kfc.

i want to shift my beautiful day bed into a room which does not resemble a cardboard box/cell. i shall go look at the cute kitties in my garden now. =)

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Hello it's 9.53 on the ever of my science exam which I'm relatively sure I'm going to fail. so.

HERE I AM, BITCHES, BLOGGING.

yeah, i'm pretty much cool like that.

So. I had a dream about a titlicker called pippin who was the king of a small european country whose villagers came after me with pitchforks because they thought i had something "GOING ON" with him. but as if, i mean HE WAS FUGLY! But they came after me anyway. and then i dreamt i was in the videogame doom.

Craaazy shit, dude.

I just realised recently that Will Stronghold from Sky High (which i love btw, DANIELLE PANABAKER IS SOOOO PURDYYYYY) is Sid from Lords Of Dogtown. I love LOD, cinematography is top notch and ahem alltheguysarehotashell. i had a short lived obsession with emile hirsch. YOU KNOW JAMES ROBINSON IN FROM THIDAAT(the heart is deceitful) TOO? <33

You know, yesterday I went the whole day without listening to Mika. I thought my obsession had died down.

Then today, i got up, washed my face (with neutrogena! woo! cleared up my skin =) HAHA), went into my room, and had a mika-withdrawal spasm, raced to my laptop on the other side of the house and played mika for about three hours without stopping.

And the rest of the day was pretty much the same, my mom told me "potatoes dont boil twice" when i kept going "WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY" through my pod headphones.

Yeah.

bought an insanely expensive footstool today. $550. it was on sale already HAHA. but i needed it to match my little armchair. I NEEDED IT... REALLY...

i stole my moms clinique eyeliner today. it's really good. today i realised how stupidly blur i look without proper eyeliner.

CAROLINAAA SITS ON 95!!!!! GIVE HER A DOLLUH AND SHE'LL MAKE YOU SMILEEEEEE!!!! HOOK HER! BOOK HER! NOOK HER! WALK AWAYYYY!!!

yeah had to get that out sorry,

im tired already.

i havent studied for science since CA1.

oh well.

i can feel my percentage going down already.

but you know something, i oddly don't care. sometimes i just wonder why i'm here at all. i should just go do what i want to do, not sit here and rot away in front of test papers and a left-brained school system.

i should just shred everything up and go live in that imaginary world which spits out random things like titlicker pippin.

how tempting.

i feel slightly monomaniacal sometimes.

my brother=josh lyman.

which came first, the Al or the Josh?

west wingggggg. :'( how i miss thee.

BARTLET FOR AMERICA.

yeah i should study for science. I CAN DO IT.

yeah you'll probably see me not doing that.

i am against examinations. I VOTE TO ABOLISH THEM.

stupid left brained system.

someone should just send me to arts school already.

and not the pathetic excuse for the thing established in singapore.

*bangs head on table*

tortured existentialist, aren't we all.

indubitable reality, how i hate thee.

but you never know if it's real, do you. dumdumdummm we could all just be clay figures.

well here's the part where you stop reading my pre-science "i wax philosophical" ramblings.

see ya.

hell IS other people isnt it.

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Monday, May 07, 2007

hello i need a new blogskin.

i was too lazy to change it before.

I WANT A MIKA SKINNN.

WOO!

i'll probably bribe cassie into making one for me.

i can't even upload any pictures what the heck is wrong with my compoopppter.

dont want to go to school tomorrow.

dont want to have history exam; i know i'll suck monkey balls at it.

i should study huh.

butbutbut *lame excuse* IM SICK

the love today video is sex, dammnit.

unghh i feel like crap.

i hate being sick.

i hate feeling like a house bum and not being able to focus on studying which im fucking supposed to be doing.

damnit.

i think i'm going to do... NOT WELL THIS YEAR.

fuck.

i hope i pass history.

and science

fuck.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Hello If you dislike Mika then get out now because this post will be dedicated to fangirl ranting.

So this is basically how it goes when I'm obsessed with something: I listen to their music/audioclips/ watch videos of them all the time, collect as many pictures as I can, write as much horny fanfiction as i feel like (which is ALOT), write random stories based on them *different from ffs*, put them as wallpaper and screensavers on my phone and computer, rant about them to everyone till they block me, find out where they live, eat up interviews with them, squeal out loud, hug my computer cuz their face is there, dream about them before i go to bed, have dreams about them *hohoho*, and think abut them during my spare time such as science and math... and assembly... and english.

and that;s basically how i act like right now. if you care to challenge me on how "i hate mika. he sings like a 9 year old girl. he's so pop. what the hell, this song is dumb" then please allow me to show you example a.

EXAMPLE A: MARIE'S BROTHER, ALEX. (shutup nudia.)

He mentioned all the above insults and then some.

Then, I forced him to listen to grace kelly, lollipop and love today. only for the second time ever.

and then, in the middle of lollipop, guess who went "um... FINE OKAY BURN IT FOR ME!"

yes. the 23 year old cynic hailing from NUS law and debate has succumbed to the incredible five-octaved *just can't get over that* musical genius of mika.

DID YOU KNOW THAT MIKA/MICA MEANS PLASTIC BAG IN MOROCCAN. =DDDD

And his last name is penniman, which i think is just Too Fucking Adorable. and the dude's quotes kick ass. "I felt like a care bear without any fur" , "frankly, my music sounds like an airport" , "it's just psychobabble hyper-pop" , " 'what turns you on, boys or girls?' 'shtum.' "

i love sexually ambiguous people. but he's obviously gay =(

I CAN STILL DREAM CANT III.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HOT THE WAY HE SAYS POPSTARS IS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0qFDIAzvN8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwhatbecameofthelikelybroads%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2Fsearch%2Flabel%2Fmika

HELL YES. THIS ADVERT IS MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS.

*has an urge to stay up all night writing fanfiction*


EXCERPTS FROM TODAY'S SEXUALLY-CHARGED CONVERSATION WITH MY BITCH:

Endlessly, she says: (7:08:56 PM)
wonder what he would sound like during an orgasm...

WARNING: Non-compliant popstar in the house! says: (7:09:07 PM)
OH HELL NO. NOW IMMA BE THINKING ABOUT THAT ALL NIGHT

Endlessly, she says: (7:09:11 PM)
prolly sound like angels.

WARNING: Non-compliant popstar in the house! says: (7:09:20 PM)
DANGITTTTT I'LL BE HEARING THAT FOREVER NOW

Endlessly, she says: (7:09:26 PM)
like of relax take it easy

Endlessly, she says: (7:09:30 PM)
the intro part

Endlessly, she says: (7:10:31 PM)
hello are you writhing on the floor from the pleasure?

WARNING: Non-compliant popstar in the house! says: (7:10:48 PM)
UHM.

WARNING: Non-compliant popstar in the house! says: (7:10:54 PM)
MAAAYBEEE.


~~~

OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:25:41 PM)
MIKA WILL BE IN US TOURING THE DAY I LEAVE SG

OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:25:44 PM)
OH CRUEL FATE.

OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:25:50 PM)
WHY MUST YOU KEEP US APART LIKE THIS.

OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:32:54 PM)
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING SADD

OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY I CAN'T TALK I'M LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD AT MIKA SINGING HIPS DON'T LIE. says: (6:32:59 PM)
I THINK HE COMES BACK THE DAY I LEAVE

WHY DOES IT HAPPEN TO THE GOOD PEOPLE.


yanno. mika lives in south kensington in a townhouse with PINK RAILINGS. shouldnt be too hard to find.

Oh god. Pete Wentz has a fashion line now?

The sky is falling.


IS IT VIOLET?

dammnit. i told myself i'd stop.

I should be studying fuckit!

but no... i caaaan't... nooooo... sldkaadsan

im hungry for mika interviews.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Music- Living and breathing the pure genius of Mika. Hello man who has a range of five octaves, sex appeal oozing from his pores, curly hair, a wild and creative spirit. Did I mention that he makes incredible music. Thugh I will admit maybe his songs should be slightly less repetitive with longer verses. BUT WHY MESS WITH A GOOD THING, RIGHT.

Is sad *scratch that* DEVASTATED that Mika will not be performing in England when i go during June hols.

*weeps* i need to go before he gets too big. THEN I HAVE A CHANCE! *shifty* noo... he's gayy... i don't think he'd marry me.

LMAOOOO JK JK DON'T RUN AWAY.

OH. YANNO. MY DNT PROJECT FUCKING MOVES.

AND SOME RANDOM PEOPLE FROM 2B SAID IT WAS CUTE. HELL YES.

i need to introduce the world to the iCondom. AKA my Pod. It's grape flavored. Hella sexy. *people line up to hump it*

______ is getting on my nerves dammnit. I DON'T BULLY PEOPLE KBJKVSBVSL. PEOPLE BULLY ME!

_______ is also hsdiahkal. Stop toying with people's feelings dammnit. I'm a neutral party, but that's just dickish.


I WANNA TALK TO YOU. THE LAST TIME WE TALKED MR SMITH, YOU REDUCED ME TO TEARS.

why don't you like me without making me try?

The profound words of Grace Kelly, suckaaas.

Dammnit why must I keep changing the subject back to mika.

STOP IT MARIE. BAAADDDD MARIE. OBSESSION IS BAD. BADDDD YOU HEAR?

butbutbut! LOOK! HE'S SO HOT! *points*

N- Hey, wait a second. DUDE THAT MAN IS SEXXX!

Ha.

Yeah okay I need to stop staging conversations with myself in my head, BUT I SWEAR IT'S LIKE TWO PEOPLE LIVE IN THERE! I SWEAR! ATTRIBUTE IT TO ALL THOSE YEARS OF BARBIES AND STATIONERY SCHOOL!

well. maybe you didnt need to know that.

okay you can back away slowly now.


p.s. I'M NOW AN OFFICIAL VANDAL.

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