To Mika: Happy 24th birthday, you beautiful, wonderful, talented, inspiring man.
//MCR Is Our
Religon\\ //Concerts Are Our
Church\\ //MCR Fans Are The
Choir\\ //Mikey, Bob, Ray And
Frank Are Our Preachers\\
//GERARD IS OUR GOD\\
This is dedicated
To Every MCR Fan
Who Is A Demolition Lover
Who Was NEVER OKAY
Who Was Welcomed Into The Black Parade
This Is To
Every Helena
Patient
And Harmless Vampire
To Every Single Fan Who May Never See Them Play
Team Blonde Gerard. Rest In Peace My Friends
Everyone Who Cracked That Back In Black Joke
Those Who Mourned Mikeys Glasses
Those Who Live Life On The Murder Scene
Those Who Cried To The Ghost Of You
Those Who Cried To Famous Last Words
Those Who Worried About Bob And His Burn
You Who helped Gerard stay Sober
Those With An Obsession With Rays Hair
Those Who Love Frank Iero…(You Know Who You Are)
Everyone Who Is Not Afraid To Keep On Living
Let's Crash The Cemetery Gates
We Will Have The Band And Each Other Forever
To The Very End
^I'm sorry that was just beautiful.
REAL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than “Welcome to the Black Parade.”
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way’s brother’s name.
3. Real MCR fans shout ‘YES!’ when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard’s hair.
5. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band’s have for MCR concert.
7. Real MCR fans know and own revenge and bullets.
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom “What’s for dinner?” and are disappointed when she doesn’t say any of the guys in the band
9. Real MCR fans GET REALLY PISSED OFF WITH PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE A MCR FAN AND THEN ASK WHAT HELENA IS.
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don’t get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them… on the televison.
14. Real MCR fans ARE PROUD OF HOW FAR GERARD HAS COME WITH HIS ADDICTIONS.
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Helena when they hear a random say “So Long” or “Goodnight.
16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word ‘way’ in songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, insert bandmembers name here!!” on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch “Life On the Murder Scene” twice a day then apologize to plants.
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
21. Real MCR fans write ‘my’ and ‘romance’ around the word ‘chemical’ when in the textbooks in science class.
22. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
23. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
24. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
25. Real MCR fans KNOW THE BAND NOT JUST WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE!
You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
Birthdays/National Holidays
Gerard Way-April 9 1977
Mikey Way-September 10 1980
Ray Toro-July 15 1977
Frank Iero-October 31 1981
Bob Bryar-December 31 1979
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF A CHEMICAL ROMANTIC
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover’s head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1.Thou shalt accept death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.Thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!
You Know Your A True MCR Fan When...
1.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
2.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
3. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
4. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
5. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
6. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard? [marie says: BURN BERT! AND HE DOESN'T DESERVED TO BE CALLED CAJUN EITHER!]
7. You wake up at two AM thinking about frank.
8. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong. [marie says: no. i have a bad feeling bout that chick.]
9. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!hahaoh yea!!)
10. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
11. Black is your favorite color.
12. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
13. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
14. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
15. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
16. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
17. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
18. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
19. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
20. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.( ME I WOULD YES ME PIC ME)
21. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
22. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
23.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
24. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
25. You've Googled their high schools.
26. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
27. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
28. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
29. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
30. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.(YESH)
31. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
32. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!")
33. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
34. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
35. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
36. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
37. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
38. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
39. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
40. You call Gerard "Gee."
41.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
42. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
43. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
44. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish. [MARIE WILL DO THIS ON HALLOWEEN, EXPECT IT FER SURE.]
45. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS(OWN IT)
46. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
47. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
48. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story.
49. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
So basically, I congratulate you for getting to the end of this post, because it means you either have a) no life like me, or b) are a serious mcr lovuh. OR BOTH! join the mcrmy, bithes.
Labels: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. IT HOLDS SO MUCH MEANING FOR ME NOW.