before you read my post, http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpA5Acc8-c&mode=user&search=

wtf aly and aj. good song hella catchy. BUT WHAT WITH THE HOE DANCING AND THE GIRL-ON-GIRL TYPE FROLICKING! SERIOUSLY! DISTURBED! IT'S LIKE A STEP AWAY FROM LESBIAN PORN!!!! I CAN LIKE IMAGINE GUYS FUCKING JACKING OFF TO THIS!!!

-edit again- GEESUS. HILARY DUFF ACTUALLY HAS ABS AND... YES, BOOBS! SERIOUSLY! A CHEST! IT'S ALMOST SCARY! IS IT PHOTOSHOP OR SOMETHING? CAN YOU ACTUALLY PHOTOSHOP VIDEO?

anyway.

I LOVE CAT SHE BOUGHT ME TWO FUCKING MCR SHIRTS. SO MUCH LOVE GOES OUT TO CAT RIGHT THERE.

Okay. I don't feel like blogging much lately, except that I think I am gradually becoming more and more obsessed with mcr. I won't explain it. *THE ANTHEM WON'T EXPLAIN IT...*

Yeah, see.

FIRST, A VIDEO THAT JUST FUCKING MAKES ME LOVE GERARD MORE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBaOBj3WHpc&mode=related&search=

SECOND, A LONGASS POST OF INSANELY FUNNY SHIT. GEENIUS.

Okay I REALLY NEED TO POST THIS BECAUSE I NEED TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD. LIKE SERIOUSLY IF YOU DON'T LIKE LMAO IN REAL LIFE YOU HAVE A DYSFUNCTIONAL BRAIN. I RIPPED IT OFF SHARON'S BLOG.

GEESUS IT'S SOME AWESOME STUFF.

Frank: Has goldfinger ever seen any mooses?
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose...it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off. It's meese.
Frank: Has goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight, They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a boy or a girl. What does running like a girl mean anyway?

Mikey: God is that you?
voice: Yes, it's me Mikey.
Mikey:Why are you talking to me?
Voice: I just want to tell you that you need to tell Gerard that he has wonderful hair and a nice ass.
Mikey:GERARD,FUCK OFF!!!
Voice: I'm not Gerard
Mikey. Yes you are
Gerard. Heehee, you got me. But, I do have ncie hair right?
Mikey: Keep on believing that.

Gerard Way
"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."

"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?"

"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"

"I feel that Iron Maidens and Dungeons and Dragons are very linked."

"The biggest misconception about My Chemical Romance is that we are vampires. At least it was in the beginning. Now people think we're effin rich. They think we're effin loaded for some reason. It's because we've got all this bling on. People think we're rich vampires."

"He's a jewish dolphin...he's a jewphin."

"Give blood, go skateboarding."

"I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly."

"If at first you don't succeed, then break down and start bitching."

"Now all you have to do is catch the flu, have your mommy yell at you for not calling, and then you're in My Chemical Romance."

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty-five dollars. You'll get a blowjob anyway."

"I give you a penalty for rouphage!"

"How many ladies in the house tonight! *Fans scream* Oh shit...All you ladies scream! *Fans scream again* Now that I have the ladies' attention, I want to tell you guys something. Someday, you're going to go to a concert and see a rcok star. He may look like me, or him, or us, or anyone and he's going to say that if you show him your tits, he'll let you backstage. And I want you to...spit in that motherfucker's face!*Fans scream* Because you are better than that!"

"This song is about suicide...don't do it."

"Beach balls at festival shows are the work of the devil."

"We got banned from Orange County."

"One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity."

"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"

"I'M THE COWBOY OF AMERICA!!!"

"Hey, you see those sexy security guards? Yes, very sexy security guards. Well, during this next song fucking get right up to them and push them over!"

"I'm going to tell you guys a story because it's story time. That's right. Wow! There was a mighty dragon...spewing fire and...all over the land. And once there was a handsome prince (girls scream) with a big, long, shining sword. (girls scream louder)"

"I take long, hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body."

"We can duct tape my knee. I don't care."

As quoted from Mikey's myspace page:
"At the young age of 9 years, Michael James Way was struck with the affliction known as nearsightedness. Unable to see such things as the chalkboard, the movie screen (or anything more than 5 feet away) the lad was forced to get corrective lenses. Michael and his glasses spent many fruitful years together. They saw each other through the good times, as well as the bad. In May of 2006 this friendship came to a crashing halt. Michael's glasses met their end tragically, by way of Lasik eye surgery. The glasses leave behind two loving brothers, Ray Ban, Paul frank, and their father Chanel. Viewing times and dates will be announced shortly."

Mikey Way
"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."

"I'm the spiritual advisor of the band."

"This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well."

"Yeah, I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow." (On the "Ghost of You" video)

"Ashlee Simpson told me she had our CD."

"We're really attractive to them beacause we dress like homeless people."

"We're really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We're like, 'Yo, I'm only on half a fuck battery and I have a plane ride!'"

"I like Popsicles."

Frank Iero
"I would date Gerard."

"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."

Camera man: "Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Camera man: "What did you think?"
Frank: "It made me a fucking lesbian!"

Frankie: Eww, is that a bug?
Fan #1: No, I think it's a sharpie mark.
Frankie: It is a bug.
Fan #2: No actually, it is a bug. I sorta smushed it on accident and it stayed on the picture.
Frankie: That's gross. *circles bug and writes eww on the paper.*

"Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one."

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.”

"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."

Bob Bryar
"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."

"I get some steak and vinegar and some other shit. I could tell you but I'd have to kill you. Shit, I don't know. I can really cook good if I've got a book in front of me." (How Bob cooks steak.)

Ray Toro
"We were birth control." (On his and Gerard's highschool years.)

During some random interview-
Question: Which one of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?

Frank: Mikey.

And who would yell 'Hey, It's still plugged in!'

Mikey: That would be me.

Gerard: I would definately be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.

Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.

Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!

Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he takes a heater into the shower and plugs it in...

Frank: Oh God!

Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere.

Mikey: I did that one time...

Gerard: And what about the times with the radio?

Mikey:...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Gerard: People, even though Mikey does stupid shit, that doesn't mean you can. Please don't stick forks in toasters or take heaters into the shower. Thanks! I guess this means that I care about all of you MCR fans...


Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?

Gerard: Go for it

Frankie: Shoot

Skittles or M&Ms?

Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!

G: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.

F: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.

Ray: Dude no way M&Ms are way better

F: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!

Bob: Gummy bears

G: Dumbass that wasnt one of the choices

B: ..oh well it is now.


Just so you know I didnt come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?

F: Are there any alternate answers?

G: Id rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.

M: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.

G: Cows smell like shit.

F: How about neither

R: Cmon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two

F: WHAT!!!! THATS PLAIN WRONG!!!

B: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-

M: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!


So whats the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?

R: Dont even get me started the list could go on for hours.

G: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone

F: Weve all had our days.

G:once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.I always thought it was sandwich

G: When mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck.

B: tell her what they did to the sandwich!!!

M: Oh God NOOO!!!!!

G: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikeys cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear Ill get you back for that.

M: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldnt go up to that creepy floor with you guys.What was so creepy about it?

G: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.

R: those guys were so cool

F: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.

Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?

G: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.

F: dont go walking under ladders.

Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything to do with the making up of this question. Boxers, briefs, man thong or commando.

M: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)

F: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!

G: FUCK YEAH!!!!!

R: boxers for me thanks

B: No comment

M: AHHH he's commando aren't you?

B: like I said no comment.

G:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!

OK a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower

G: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.

M: Ewwwww

T: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before

M: Eeeeewwwww NO!

G: Dont deny it!

M: Shut up back to the question.

G: That is part of the question.

F: you guys are fucked up.

T: Hey Mikey, dont you take toasters in the bath?

G: YES he does!

M: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!

F: Youre such a dumbass!

Okay this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a sexual way and if so who?

F: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just-there was this one pair of pants he had that really showed off his ass and uh package.
G: Yeah everyone knows Im sexy.

Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far youve gotten with Bert

G: OkayI havent fucked him havent sucked him or vice-versa. But I have seen him naked.

F: I think Bob and Ray left us.

M: Wussies cant handle the sex talk

G: You're one to be talking.

M: FUCK YOU!

G: FUCK YOURSELF!

M: GO FUCK A COW!

G: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!

M: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!

G: SHES YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!

okay I think its safe to say that this interview is over

F: On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WELL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!

G: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!

M: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!

DISNEY MANIA 5 REVIEW.


SONG OF THE FUCKING MOMENT: Lucas Grabeel's rendition of Go The Distance. Apart from this being from one of my favourite movies of all goddamn time, and the crapass, overproduced, typical Disney Mania arrangement, THIS IS AMAZING!!!! His voice makes me M-E-L-T. WHY IS THIS GUY NOT MORE FAMOUS!!!!! He'd be huge in the 1940s or something. But sadly he had to be born in this idiotic generation where we worship fucking GC and P!ATD. GEE, DOESN'T SINGING MATTER ANYMORE?! God. LG [hahahaha lg. sorry.] is a greatt greatt singer. I always knew this but I just love this. I'm not surprised, but I still say wow. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. and his voice is so emotional. you could have all the damn technique in the world, and still not have the emotional depth and warmth. I'm rambling.

Yeah <3.

Don't think I've forgotten about Mika though. UNICORNS.

I think I prefer male singers on the whole. They stand out more for me I suppose, because female ones come a dime a dozen.


Anyway, pretty much the rest of the DM is CUHRAP. yeah. But i'm a loyal little disney whore. I'll keep buying it.

The biggest disappointment is Miley. This made me REALLY SAD. I was like expecting a gorgeous ballad with range and you just know her smooth voice can pull it off. BUT NOOOO. I get a wannabe rockstar style which doesn't suit her at ALL! THE MELODY BASICALLY DISAPPEARED!!!! Choppy and disgusting. I mean DISGUSTING. SOULLESS!!!!!!!! Sounds like that out of tune 10 year old kid on Youtube who always does Miley Cyrus impressions!!!!!

And yeah VAH still sucks. I hate her whiny voice. -I'M SO CUTE OH WELL LOOK AT MEEEEE I THINK I CAN SING- cmon. who ya foolin honey. Die VAH. and, take Zac Efron with you.

hayden panetierre- WHY DO IT. SERIOUSLY WHY. YOU CANNOT SING. It's yodelly and just damn annoying! and very shrill at parts.

I like ashley's version, though we all know she can't sing, it's good that she sticks to songs she can do. I just love ashley. but i got over this song like 5 months ago.

Why the HELL did they put the gogos on this cd. THEY'RE FUCKING ANCIENT!!!! and cant sing either. damnit we're better off hearing Dylan and Cole dueting.

I hate Keke Palmer. She's annoying and I think she's slutty. You can't outsing raven. YA CAN'T!!!

JB's I wanna be like you- we know they can sing. we just can't see it here. I just hear tuneless twelve year olds. I need to not listen to this song ever again.

And i have no words for corbin. Just please go to HSM hell. you sound like an old pervert in this song trying to get it on. DON'T KILL TARZANN!!!!

cheetah girls as usual are MEH. whores.

And disney Mania needs to stop thinking they can put rap wannabes on the cd. IT NEEDS TO END. LIKE REALLY. STOP IT.


Just stop rehashing old beauties with overproduced, over computerised, soulless, lose-the-melody arrangements and LET THE STARS DO THEIR THING. DISNEY MANIA NEEDS TO MAKE A COMEBACK!

I still love a dream is a wish your heart makes from last year though. that was great. and the teddy geiger one from last year too. TEDDY GEIGER WOO!


okay it's nearly one am and school happily awaits me tomorrow morning.

ARRIVEDERCI!

or however you spell it.


my spelling's messed up since I came back.

DUDE I'M LIKE JUMPING AROUND LIKE A MADWOMAN I DUNNO IF EVERYONE KNEW THIS BEFORE ME BUT

THE HEROES CAST IS COMING TO SINGAPORE.

-edit, don't get your hopes too high-: THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA BE DIVIDING THE CAST. FUCKIT MILO BETTER COME HERE.

LIKE HOLY FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

O_O

O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O

SERIOUSLY.

yes i just blogged about heroes just now but really. I'M LIKE FUCK EXCITED.


... GAH HOLY FUCK!!!!!

http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=5897

IT STARTS IN AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!! SINGAPORE IS DEEEEEFINITELY CONFIRMED I SAW IT ON E! AND FUCKING DIED.

FWAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M DYING.

i need to run to esprit, cassie told me they're selling suspenders. I NEED TO BE A LOYAL MIKA FAN AND BUY.


i'm watching heroes.

"IT'S DESTINYYYYYYYY!" Dayyyum, watching Milo get all angry is so hot. gotta fucking love it.

I want the prada phone. it's sex.

you know, i love star world. THEY PUT LOVE TODAY AS THEIR COMMERCIAL SONG THINGY. GOTTA LOVE EM.

AWHHHH MICAH IS SHO CYOOT. FUTURE HOTTIE ALERT! well, with his parents who can blame him. is it spelled mica or micah? HAHAHA you know i had to scroll back and make sure i didn't type mika again. i even accidentally wrote my own name as mika once.

all the best things start with m, as i've mentioned previously.

Mika, Milo (yeahthepersonnothedrink), mashed potatoes, magnum ice cream, music, males XD, masi oka *CYOOT*, marie (KIDDDDING! DONT HURT ME)... mm yeah I'm out of good stuff. BUT THAT'S REALLY ALL ONE NEEDS TO SURVIVE IN LIFE, KAY. i won't make the menstruation joke, cuz it disturbs me.

you know i have no idea wtf DL stands for. i'm the most undedicated heroes fan ever. I know absolutely nothing.

...okay fine i admit zachary quinto is a little hot. LMAO THE GABRIEL SNOWGLOBE. but really, it's no competition with milo. milo = sex. AND HE HAS THE SEXIEST VOICE. its all deep and iugskjbkfwbjfq. and and and milo's just sexy and alot better. AND THE COMIC BOOK HAIR. I WANT TO CUT IT OFF AND STICK IN A JAR AND PRESERVE IT FOREVER.

...yeah kay. or just keep milo in a cage. >_> <_<


i'm really getting into TCFSR. To The End is addictive like hxc. typical. i like an album four years after everyone else.

my mom sings lollipop in the shower. this is wrong.

i just realised that mika sticks his head in between some girls' legs and boobs and waists. in the video. Oddly... I'm okay with that.

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

How Sarcastic Are You?

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front. Shy and private, you yearn for security. You take relationships slowly. You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

that's me in a nutshell.

*eye twitches* I NEED TO STOP WATCHING THE STRANGER VIDEO. it's really disturbing that hilary can actually be sexy. but the video... ADDICTIVE.


MIKADREAMSMIKADREAMSMIKADREAMS. hahaha JUSTINE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR MIKA DREAMS WERE ABOUT. NOW. LIKE REALLY NOW.

I WANT TO REREAD MY OWN POST JUST TO VISUALISE THE DREAM AGAIN. WAAHHAHA.

yes im sorry im such a loser.

anyway. i KEEP FORGETTING to say that i keep seeing guys who look like blake lewis. it's fucking weird. and i don't even think he's hot.

OH OH I SAW A GUY THAT LOOKED LIKE WARREN PEACE FROM SKY HIGH. hot.

andand lots of others which i cant remmeber right now.

harrods is torturous. EVERYTHING'S DESIGNER. i like lust after it, and then my mom asks "you wanna buy it?" -stares at mother like she's an idiot, mom sees 600 pound pricetag- "orh."

i saw such an adorraaaaable pair of dolce shoes. *CRIES LIKE FUCK*

i need money.

edit: AHMAGWASH NEW MIKA VIDEO OUT ON YOUTUBEEEE!

SEXXXX. i wished he had released lollipop as a single though. BUT WOOOOOOO haha HE TOWERS OVER THE WHOLE DAMN CROWD.

SHEXYYY!!!!

-okay back to my MIKA DREAM-

HAHAHA i think i just had my first mika dream...?

I don't think i've had ne before lmao.

SO ANWAY.

it was some random snowball throwing competition and and like suddenly i saw MIKA and then i ran towards him like the crazed fangirl that i am and began literally hanging off his arm.

-i would like to note that he was wearing a lovely pink shirt the exact color of one of my jackets. and i think those sexy turquoise pants. WOO!-

SOSOSOTHEN.

i went "AHHHHHHHHHHHH MIKA YOU'VE TOTALLY GOTTA JOIN GOTTA JOIN GOGOGOGO!" or something along those lines. and he laughed really hard lmao -WOO NIIICE TEETH- and went "woah woah HAHAHA crazy fangirl who are you?"

LOL.

and then i literall fucking dragged him to the starting point but there were still people having their turn and i was like attached to his hip. -teehee SKINNY WAIST- and i only came up to his waist, yes. and he still didn't wanna participate!

and then i began walking him towards godknowswhere and saying "yes i'm a fangirl teeeheehehee but i'm not really that hyper although i obviously am sometimes but i do get quite moody sometimes and like my friends get scared and i moodswing ALL THE TIME..." -said REALLY fast.

you get the idea.

and then we discovered the competition was over, so he smiled and disappeared. GRR!

HAHAHAA but it was quite an amuuusing dream LMAO.


p.s. I WANT MIKA FLAVOURED LIP GLOSS.

or just mika, really.


I suppose the first one would be easier to obtain. HURHURHURRRR.

Hello.

i've been bleeding from my bellybutton all day. i have no idea why, i suspect internal bleeding, as it has been hurting for a week but without any sign of blood until today. it was weird, it had pus and stuff. it could be an infection, an abscess or a tumor. fucking yay me.

is that a TMI? sorry. you know, if anyone tells me this stuff, i actually like hearing it.

i just need to say that i'm fuck annoyed at all these girls in ____ and ___ who are like "setting up____ blog, ___ing away" and "my jewellry is handmade, and i just sold another one!"

you know, i admire their entrepreneurship. and of course am feeling inadequate. but the irony is that, THEY HAVE NO TALENT, LOL. which makes me fuck, fuck annoyed. its like, great you have to be perfect and everyone likes you despite your bitchiness, but, you have to be a 14 year old CEO? FUCK OFF!!!!!

and then of course my mother ran over a curb. and busted two tires. now my mom and brother are having a fucking cow arguing with the hertz people.

it's really cooold. whenever im cold my teeth chatter.

ah i saw The Drowsy Chaperone. IT WAS THE BEST MUSICAL I'VE SEEN SINCE WICKED!

tres fabulous. it was much more cleverly acted than wicked, although wicked has that... charm you know. but this one was really witty and clever, a play within a play. some good pervy jokes in there. hurhur.

HAHAHA. "I'm not sending my son down to this dangerous person! WE ARE FOREIGNERS IN A STRANGE COUNTRY!" LMAOLMAO my mom is like fucking with the hertz employee on the phone. Gawd.

and they call ME the fucking drama queen.

ah, i would like to say something before i go. my brother was previously lambasting my lack of intelligence, if you bothered to read two posts back. well, i pointed out that i did indeed begin watching the west wing well before he started (agewise) and that he only began reading terry pratchett at 16. so he expects a fucking 11 year old to be interested? and i basically drowned him out by listing all the different ways he is a closeminded dweeb, and that i know way more than he did at this age. he was like reading tom clancy. HOW DEEP CAN GUNS GO, I ASK YOU. NOT VERY.

and then, to top it off i went, "who's evolved? WHO'S EVOLVED? YEAH ME. RIGHT THURR." HAHAHAHAH YES I REALLY SAID THAT. lmao. night at the museum.

my brother sighs everytime i say righ thurr. HAHAHAHAA.

as for my mother, ah well, this sums it up: you need a reason to believe in, purely for your own convenience.

oh mother. i love you and the fact that you trash talk me in the other room and chide me for my selfishness while, what have we done that i've wanted on this trip? did you even want to hold my coat for me while i held all your bags and even your fugly ass shoes? is it my fault i'm terrible at finding things?

Well I'm just so. Damn. Sorry.


-there, i kept it short-

eh i know i blogged just a couple hours ago but.

http://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-ig-men17jun17,0,6858454.story

dude hotnesssssss. MILO IS SEXXXXX.

i'm here to make a teenytiny post.

first of all, i will say say that stranger is a very catchy song and it has a sexy video. i miss the innocent blonde nothollywoodskinny hilary, but i guess i have to live with the jaded and repressed looking hilary for now. she's making it work in a different way, i guess. and her voice is waaay better, probably because she's singing in her lower register. low=sexy. high= :/

the music is still kinda crappy. but whatever THERES ALWAYS NEXT TIME HILARY. SO FAR I LIKE TWO SONGS. THERE'S HOPE. and i love both videos.

girl just needs a push up bra.

HAHAHAHA okay. i can just imagine some people going wtf and thereby flooding my cbox with nice cuss words.

anyway. going out later, ah london. IF I WERE BY MYSELF I'D TOTALLY JUST SPEND THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY CLOTHES HUNTING. ah but then we're just going to some lovely boring museums which all contain the same crap art. although i do like rembrandt. he's the only standout one. the rest all just painted the same damn thing. have you noticed how, from late 1500-1700 everyones faces were exactly the same. and i do need clothes, my current ones are pathetic. i need jeans, tops, jackets and most importantly, SHOES. my shoes are disgusting. shoeshoeshoes.

LALALALALALA LALALALALEEEHHLA.

i'm obsessed with dead! love the crazy riffs. HAHA oh i will post a random mcr survey next time, im too alzy to do it now.

note before post: Merlynspen is an excellent site. Read it, embrace it, feel the uniqueness.

http://www.merlynspen.org/stuff/contentmgr/files/10a9f67a4db32c178a293c30cafa3940/read/ann.3.p.3.pdf

that is just golden.


Hello. I'm nearly back, I'm in the Lanesborough in London, I'm not ready to go back though I'm dying to see everyone, I feel singing deprived because my family is around and I can't randomly burst into song [I have a complex about singing in front of them, don't ask me...], I'm fuck hungry, and I have my own name card printed specially by the hotel. =)

You know. There are tons of adorable guys in england, right? Like I told ash. [especially that CUUUUTE guy at the fast food place who looked like some movie star whose name i cant for the life of me place] BUT. BUT. There is a DOWNSIDE. All the girls around our age are GORGEOUS. I have not seen A SINGLE UGLY ONE. AT ALL. and they're all drop dead skinny.

And I put on one kg damnit. AND NAPFA IS COMING. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY 2.4 HUH?!

Okay. enough of this.

Meh my trip was good [I got lots of good late-night writing in =) How productive. ALSO I DROVE MY OWN BOAT!!!], although my family got on my nerves ALOT. LIKE ALOT. Aye my brother's ego is skyyyyyyy high. And of course, I'm just a worthless fourteen year old who hasn't started A Math and doesn't have a job. *refer down.

Okay I'll put the less rant-ish stuff in front, so no one who doesn't want to read it doesn't have to.

Everyone seems to be having the holiday blues. I hope you guys all cheer up soon, you'll feel more productive when school rolls around and we -ugh- have to use our left brains again. I'm screwed already.

-ah here's the rant-
FIRST OF ALL, NOBODY WOULD FUCKING HIRE ME UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO WORK AT MICKEY DEE'S, OKAY?! AND SECONDLY. IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT THEY DON'T TEACH A MATH YET, OKAY? I'M SORRY, WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 14? CRAPPING AROUND WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND FALLING INTO SEWAGE HOLES AND BREAKING YOUR FUCKING COLLARBONE!!!!

Guess what, I STARTED WATCHING THE WEST WING AT A YOUNGER AGE THAN YOU. I DON'T CARE ABOUT WINNING STUPID SOCCER TROPHIES, BECAUSE I DON'T WISH TO BE ONE OF 22 MORONS RUNNING AROUND A FIELD AFTER A CHECKED BALL.

And just because you were good at physics doesn't mean a shit! I DON'T LIKE PHYSICS, OKAY?! I'M ARTS ORIENTED AND YOUR WRITING FUCKING SUCKS, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. YOUR STORIES WERE INCOHERENT AND YOUR VOCABULARY WAS TOTALLY INADEQUATE! And the arts are NOT worthless, you left-brained idiot, who hasn't even been in any drama cca.

And YOU DO NOT, I REPEAT, NOT HAVE AN OPEN MIND. You disparaged Mika even before you heard him. Your taste in music sure covers "five centuries" but of course, i'll remind you about all the music IN BETWEEN 1600 minstrel music and the Rat Pack.

and of course, MCR just HAS to suck because it has MEANINGFUL LYRICS and I LISTEN TO IT. BUT OF COURSE, I HAVE NOOOOO TASTE IN MUSIC just because I don't have a preference for jazz, partly because I get annoyed at the fluffy lyrics and over-recycled songs which everyone does over and over and over again.

Ah kay my rant is over. My brother is quite nice alot of the time, he's extremely chivalrous and sociable, if you will. Though he is far more elitist than I am. Not to mention, he is ridiculously ignorant of pop culture, believing it is unimportant. JUST WAIT, AL. you will one day get a motion about the media and cutting or celebrity-related stuff or WHATEVER. and the opposition will cream your ass.



Mmkay post over. May His Noodly Appendage be with you, RAmen.

You Inner Gender is Female

You're sensitive, caring, and willing to connect with anyone who's open to you. You make friends easily, and you enjoy all sorts of conversations. You understand most people you meet - better than they understand themselves. You're totally a woman... or at the very least, your soul is female.

What's Your Inner Gender?

You Are 20 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

I'm leaving for england now sweeties. CATCHA SOON! *bringing mah laptawp and you may send me expensive overseas smses*

LOVE YOUU!

*LIKE I DID , YESTERDAYYYY*

sorry mcr has been raping my mind all fucking day

When the pain won't go away, you might as well, put your finger on the trigger,

Erase.

While I try to replace a feeling without a name, with somebody else's face, in my head.

Your Brain is Purple

Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic. You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense. Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself.

What Color Is Your Brain?

What happens when people you used to know seem to have everything, be everything that you were supposed to be, while you sit in the backseat just wondering about the could-have-beens. What happens when you're not included anymore, because it was just a one time thing. What happens when everyone is on the set track to becoming a doctor, a banker or a CEO, while all you want is something that'll seem trivial to them. What happens when you can't press the rewind button for time, but it pauses on your life, while it still plays for others. What happens when those little seeds of doubt have grown. What happens when nobody knows you. What happens when nobody cares to remember you.

You just feel really great inside.

BEFORE MY POST, I NEED YOU TO WATCH THESE TWO VIDEOS. YOU WILL LAUGH. I GUARANTEE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQGqklVJyuQ <-- EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A HP FAN (i'm sure not) WATCH THIS HAHAHAHA)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOL74ubUYSA <-- this is hella funny. SB WILL RULE THE WORLD. *after me and mika of course*

So. Today me, Cat, Wing and Xin went to Jurong Swimming Complex. Spent the whole day with water, laughs, and a strong need to pee. HAHAHA. and overeating. AND ME BEING VIOLATED!!!!

Okay first, xinyi called me at like 10.55 or so, and i said i was gunna wake up. But then uh I overslept till about 12.21pm and made everyone wait =D HAHAHA. Okay then we had lunch at Kobanyashi? IDK the name. Some Japanese place. XINYI HAD CHAWANMUSHI! AHHAA.

Then we went to the complex and then blahblah... First we spent time stoning in the laps pool floating, handstanding, doggie paddling and just swimming HAHA.

Then we went on the slides. First we went on the red one *even though it's pink. lawl.* and of course that was fun, then next i tried the blue one for the first time. i fully admit to being thisclose to chickening out HAHA. But i trust my buddies. AND IT WAS HELLA FUN! swoooosh! I ALWAYS FLOAT WHEN I COME OUT OF THE SLIDE. I HONESTLY DON'T GET HOW PEOPLE OVERTURN. everyone except cat managed to float at least once HAHA.

then we went in the lazy river GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES HAHAHAHAHA, mowing people over and being violated by the people who got impatient thus resulting in them swimming under the tubes HAHA.

Then we got into the wave pool. I WAS VIOLATED IN THE WAVE POOL OKAYYYY! I was like happily half-sitting in the water and then suddenly SOME GUY CAME AND GRABBED MY LEGS I MEAN WTF!!!!!!!! I SCUH-REAMED like crazy *swore* and kicked alot HAHAHA. His friends laughed like crazy. Apparently I injured the dude because he like walked away covering his eye going "bitch..." While I was still "what the FUCK!!!!"-ing. I REALLY HOPE HE THOUGHT I WAS SOMEONE ELSE. all that time i was like praying that it was secretly wingyi... HAHA *is traumatised* oh whatever. Not that much of a biggie. I JUST WILL BLANK IT OUT.

Anyway. Then later we went BACK to the lazy river and there were SO MANY PEOPLE! There was like this whole parade of guys, like a fucking Christmas Day parade in the water.

And then... more slides and more stoning in the laps pool and me and xinyi needing to relieve ourselves very badly HAHAHA.

HOLY SHIT IM SITTING DOWN AND I FEEL LIKE I'M STILL IN THE WATER AHAHAHA I CAN LIKE FEEL THE CURRENT.

kay then uh we pigged out at KFC/Pizza Hut. We bought the LARGE CHEESY DELUXE WITH CHEESY LAVA STUFFED CRUST HAHAHA HAHAA and baked rice and drumsticks and popcorn chicken and bbq meltz. MUCH FOOD.

yeah then cabbed home and stuff. And here I sit.

My hands still smell like chlorine.

Gaaa cant believe I'm going away in TWO DAYS AND HAVE NOT PACKED.

I spent basically four hours yesterday video conferencing with cess. And like 10 minutes with cand HAHA. It was fun!

Okay I think I'm done with this post. Bleh PEOPLE NEED TO BLOG MORE OFTEN!

p.s. I'm really hooked on Lily Allen lately. She's so talented, but you know, it's ironic, I bet she wouldn't be able to win a contest. Really says something, doesn't it?

okay i know i just blogged just now but... DUDE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=986N_1yrhAg

HOLY FUCK THAT IS THE CREEPIEST/FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD.

GERARD CAN SHAKE IT.

WAY HILARIOUS. I DON'T APOLOGISE FOR THE PUN.

I wanna go to the christina aguilera concert. but being the loser that I am, I have no one to go with.

Okay. Today I will entertain myself by writing shit. But before that, I just came back from tuition and I had a really bad headache. So instead of

WHAT OMG RELAX IS PLAYING ON VEE!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHITTTT MOTHERFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *TAPES AND SPAZZZZZZES HXC* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOW I HAVE GRACE KELLY, LOVE TODAY AND RELAX ON TAPEEEEEE!!! FUCKIN AAAAA!!!!!!! LT is still sexiest though. SEX.SEX.SEX. Kay.

ya okay lets get back to that.
So instead of concentrating on those dang simultaneous equations, I had very very unrated thoughts about many things. >_> <_<

Kay. So let's get to the amusement.

P.S. I love the mikagasmic picture at the side. His pants are about to burst. *TEEEEHEEEEE*

heh. I was watching LT and my mom came in the room. yeah that didn't stop me from mentally raping mika. yeah.

KAY REALLY.


MIKA- Undiluted, assfucking talented piece of sex. It's mikagasmic.

WAIT WAIT HOLY SHIT MIKA SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *TAPES TAPES TAPES* FUCK VEEEEE BAD QUALITY!!!!!! SOUNDS LIKE HE'S INA BOX.

AYEEEE THE FANS IN THE AUDIENCE HAVE ZERO ENTHUSIASM. FUCKERS!

KAY NEED TO RANT.

AAHHHHHHHHHH I WISH SOMEONE WOULD TURN ON THE SPRINKLERS THERE. >_> <_< AHHH HE'S DOING THE NOSE SCRUNCH! CMON PLAYY WITH YOUR SUSPENDERSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAWWWWMAAHGAWWWDDD HE'S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *RAPES*

HOLY SHIT VEE JUST DID A SHOT THAT TRAVELED DOWNWARDS. =OOOO

OMG HE'S FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAHHHH HE'S DOING THE HAND FLAPPING THINGGGGGG!!!

he's like seducing the fucking microphone. I WANNA BE THE MICROPHONE! OUR LAST SONG? WHAT SAY IT AINT SO

OMG LOLLIPOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKIN WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude his dancing is sex. EEEEEEEE HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Hah who're they fooling with the drummer's lip synching. ANYWAY.

ZOMG WHEN DID HIS SUSPENDERS COME OFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHH I WANNA TWANG HIS BRACESSSS!

YES THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU TOO MIKA!!!!!!

...okay.

I'm suddenly feeling crappy. mooooooodswinggg.

I feel like having dance class right now. i'm watching trl and the twin sisters cant sing for monkey ass.

... I want to have dance class. I feel like shit. Ugh whatever.

Okay i'm fucking bored so I'mma have my own Mariean Music Awards. Some regular categories, with some uh... MARISMS THROWN IN *check last category to be amused*. this is purely to entertain me, so shuddup. this is based on recent albums btw.

Favourite Pop/Rock Artist: You KNOW who this is going to. MIKAMIKAMIKA.

Favourite Soul/R&B Artist/Hip Hop: Drew Sidora has tons of potential. I like Mutya Buena's voice, but she was better in Sugababes, though Real Girl is growing on me. Amy Winehouse has a nice voice but she's just scary.

Favourite Country Artist: Miley Cyrus. SHE'S SO CYOOT. I love her voice.

Favourite Alternative Artist: I don't like anyone in particular. BUT I LOVE BANDS. SO MCR MCR MCR. but I do love AAR too so HONOURABLE MENTION!

And now, onto the Video awards.

Best R&B Video: Promiscuous. I couldn't take my eyes off it when it first came out. I know it's old now, but still.

Best Group Video: Move Along. IT WAS PROFOUND, BITCHES.

Best Pop Video: Love Today and Grace Kelly. Sophie Muller is GENIUS.

Best Art Direction: I Don't Love You, fo shoooooo! It's the most beautiful thing. I love black and white. I shall go idolise the director now, whoever you are. *bows* all mcr videos are genius.

Best Dance Video: Teenagers. damn youtube actually won't load it for me, but it was choreographed by tracy phillips (the helena dancer) and so I THEREFORE GIVE MY VOTE PURELY OUT OF FAITH. I Don't Feel Like Dancing gets an honourable mention.

Worst Video: Prolly that AFI Winter-something video. I won't say FOB or P!ATD because their videos DO amuse me.

Finally... THE SONG AWARDS! hahaha.

Best Pop Song: Love Today for sure. It's like a happy drug, mainly... crack.

Best Alternative Song: urm. IDLY by MCR again. yeah. sorry they're just good.

Best R&B/Hip-hop Song: London Bridge. the sole purpose of this genre is to shake your ass, after all.

-OKAY NOW HERE'S WHERE WE HEAD INTO THE MARISM WEIRDNESS.-

Most Orgasmic Song: Ring Ring, Lollipop and Relax, Take It Easy by Mika. Boy knows how to make orgasmic noises. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... KAY.

Most Camwhorish Video: Arse Face by FOB. XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD dude anything with Pete Wentz in it.

Most Meaningless Song: Circle Circle Dot Dot (i got mah cootie shot. HAAHAHAAHA.) Stars Are Blind comes in a very close second. Oh i almost forgot about Umbrella by Rihanna. The tune is nice. but the lyrics are ridiculous.

Song With Most Annoying Accent: Why'd You Wanna Go And Put Stars In Their Eyes. IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING!! HAHA.

Dirtiest Video: Filthy/Gorgeous. It's sxc porn, already.

Most Educational Song: Fergalicious. I mean, you could totally enter a spelling bee after.

Video With Co-star That Makes Singer Look Ugly: Big Girls Don't Cry. IT'S GOT MILO, YO!

Most Self-Esteem Boosting Video/Song: Big Girl You Are Beautiful. GO MIKA GO MIKA...

Most Disturbing Video: Say OK by Vanessa Hudgens. ZANESSA, ANYONE. *SHUDDERS*

Video Where Man Looks Most Like A Woman: The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars. I mean, dude, JARED LETO. He almost makes out with himself in that vid. I'd say Ryan Ross, but he IS a woman.

Video That Makes You Go Aw: I hate Dashboard Confessional, but the "Stolen" video is cute. the song sucks, though.

Most Breathy Aritist: That dude from Dashboard Confessional. *tiny font* "youu.. have.. stuhlen.. mah.. hart..."

Artist I see too often for my liking: Michael Buble. DANGIT.

Biggest Sellout: Avril Lavigne without a doubt. She's worse than Lindsay Lohan and... Lindsay Lohan put together. Vulgar Barbie MTV WHORE. Well I do hate Ashlee Simpson alot. Plastic surgery whore.

Worst Performer: Maroon 5. Could Adam Levine BE any colder to the audience. Can't believe Sophie Muller worked with them. HMPH! They are undeserving of her genius. I idolise Sophie Muller. Can you tell. LMAO. I mean, she directed almost every great music video you see.

Best Screamer: Kelly Clarkson. Is she planning to sing again anytime soon?

Biggest Joke: Was I being Punk'd when Robin Thicke became successful?


Okay I think I'm done now. Yeah. I was bored.